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The United States Navy

In response to the fellow that said the Navy was, and I quote, "a bunch of weiner lickers from day one", here is the truth. The United States Navy is the first line of defense for the country. If you like living on the coast, thank the Navy. If you like living at all, thank the Navy. The United States Navy can be anywhere in the world in seventy two hours. If you like knowing that pissed off countries cannot attack us, thank the Navy. The United States Navy can operate on land, as they did when they killed the most wanted man in the world, Osama bin Laden. If you like knowing that the man that killed thousands of people one day is dead, thank the Navy. Upon his death the Navy SEALs (the most feared warriors in the world) found plans of more attacks that he was planning. So if you like not being terrorized, thank the Navy. So if you think the Navy really is a bunch of weiner lickers, maybe you should drag your sorry ass into the middle of the desert, sea, or air and get shot at a few times. Then maybe you can still call the Navy such false names (which you won't). But if you really don't want to, don't worry, you don't have to. And for that, thank the damn Navy.
The United States Navy:

On June 28, 2005 a team of four Navy SEALs were stuck in a botched mission when these four men were fighting off 200 Taliban. The four SEALs killed approx. eighty fighters. That is 20 fighters per SEAL. At the end of the battle, only one SEAL remained, the other three had been killed, sacrificing their lives for us and our freedom. One of them, Lt. Michael P. Murphey, was awarded the Medal of Honor.

Ghost Eye: SEAL Team 1 this is Ghost Eye you have thirty tangos north of your position, do you request air support?

Navy SEALs: Negative Ghost Eye, we are in the Navy

Ghost Eye: Oh yeah, sorry I thought you were the Army there for a second, excuse me. Well it looks like you guys have it put away, I'm heading home
by GONAVY23 June 30, 2011
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Staesha

A female name.

Commonly misspelled and overpassed by other versions, pronounced Stay-jia. Unique version of the names Stacia and Stesha. Originated from the Grand Duchess of Russia, Anastasia.

She is a girl who has beautiful eyes and a smile that is contagious and loves to laugh. A Unique Beauty. One who has visible outer and inner beauty. A "Hottie". A lovely girl, sweet and thoughtful.
"Staesha? That's a unique way to spell it."
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statesmeilo

Statesmeilo is an amazing editor!
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United Statesian

People who live on property owned by the United States of America’s people.
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Jumping on stages

Jumping on your partner's "dingaling" as you're having intercourse with them on bed (the bed being the stage ofc)
Oh so you where jumping on stages last night with Jeffrey?*wink wink*
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Monsieur Boyle (52nd president of United States)

The greatest leader the world could ever offer, the first French man to stand up against Hitler in the Holocaust 2044 reboot. He is a sweet friend that is always up for a chat. He also likes tea and cake. He does not like Madame boyle and abuses her very much harder than Chris brown.
Monsieur Boyle (52nd president of United States) slapped Hitla in za face
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staples

an awful place to work. everyone hates it there and the managers are either too busy gossiping with other employees to do their job or are just so pissed off and angry that no one wants to approach them. Customers are constantly bitching about their sales not ringing up and god forbid there is actually a line because none of the techs will ever help ring out anyone. Word of advice: go to office depot
You work at staples? damn dude, that sucks
by mickey16561 April 24, 2011
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