stachubahn

(German) A piece of shit car. Or in the car industry, what we call a piece of shit car salesman.

Wil & Alex you stachubahn ass fools. Get like P.

by LaPlace November 28, 2007

stacheffect

The condition of being unmanageably sexual attractive based on the follicular condition of your upper lip.

Dude, that girl started speaking to you in Spanish thinking you were an exotic Guatemalan -- what a stacheffect!

by cashmiri November 13, 2009

stachery

To join in arms with a fellow moustacher in moustachery.

I choose you Cody Horton because we have the bond of stachery.

by pcolanate October 7, 2011

stache-along

an alternative to mustache ride; sitting on the face of a person (male or female) with a mustache while receiving oral sex.

Dude did you see that girl's mustache? Yeah I'd like to take a stache-along on her face.

by stache-along fan August 28, 2012

Stache-conscious

When you suddenly remember you have a mustache and all of a sudden become paranoid everyone is staring at it; thus, stache-conscious.

"So I recently got this mustache and I keep forgetting about it. Then I remember I have it and feel like everyone is staring at me."

"Sounds like you're a little too stache-conscious. If anyone is staring at you, guaranteed it's because you're walking a cat on a leash."

by catsandcoffee October 28, 2012

stache-tuck

When the mustache starts hanging over the top lip, one needs to perform a stache-tuck by tucking the overhanging mustache fibres in underneath the main body of mustache to make the mustache more presentable, neater and defined.

Before John's hot date with Kelly, he executed a stache-tuck. This proved useful as it neatened out his mustache and kept the mustache hairs out of his and Kelly's mouth while they were kissing.

by Fook-ST@R April 14, 2014

Stachie

A selfie (self taken photo) with a moustache real or fake.

Hey guys it's Movember lets take a stachie.

Nice mustache, you should take a stachie.

by Durbanary October 29, 2014