When you think the fruit or vegetable you're buying is ripe, but it only feels that way because other people have been squeezing it.
I ended up throwing out the mango I bought. I thought it would taste good, but it was only squeeze-ripe.
by AndreaMcN July 12, 2018
Get the Squeeze-ripemug. When you insert your balls inside a women vagina and she squeezes the flaps in order to stop the blood flow in your balls making them fall off.
by dnjfndsf October 16, 2017
Get the Siberian squeezemug. The month in which Ralph too was fighting the urge to get near, to get a handful of that brown, vulnerable flesh. The desire to squeeze and hurt was over-mastering.
by MoolyTheCow February 10, 2023
Get the Squeeze Monthmug. when a company or industry has saturated the market or is unable to expand its market, it creates products or situations that force consumers to buy more products or services. It creates these through lobbying/legislation or device or contract designs. they squeeze additional residual income and profits to get every last drop from you.
Did you upgrade to the latest version of Quicken? No, they've squeezed all the residue from me so I went to an open source product.
How do you replace the battery in your iPad? I can't. In their residue squeezing ways, I have to pay Apple to do it.
Isn't that the third fan you bought this year? Yeah, they keep breaking, and squeezing all my residue.
How do you replace the battery in your iPad? I can't. In their residue squeezing ways, I have to pay Apple to do it.
Isn't that the third fan you bought this year? Yeah, they keep breaking, and squeezing all my residue.
by AVDO2 May 2, 2011
Get the residue squeezingmug. by All the good ones are taken October 28, 2014
Get the squeezing a creamermug. When a girl with a set of sweater cows gives you a big hug and you kind of get trapped between them.
Christina Hendricks was wearing a delightful cable knit Nordic sweater, and gave me a woolen squeeze that I'll never forget.
by codo17 September 30, 2011
Get the woolen squeezemug. by RYUHD October 2, 2017
Get the Squeeze The Chickenmug.