spurtprise

a surprise ejaculation either by premature ejaculation or as a practical joke.

I spurtprised my girlfriend this morning with a facial.

by meatfluteofsavageblows July 21, 2012

spurlocky

To use a very flashy, poppy and shiny style of telling a story or explaining something on film to hide the fact you are saying nothing of value or your subject is so shallow in fact you need for people to be distracted.

Named after Morgan Spurlock, creator of Super Size Me, Where in the World is Osama Bin Laden and other documentaries that emphasize flash, pomp and circumstance over content and insight. Was not the originator of this (Michael Moore came first) but Spurlock took this to a new level.

Does not have to be defined by documentaries. The films "Grand Canyon" and "Crash 2006" are other great examples of this.

The speech by Ricky Fitts in American Beauty was so spurlocky. It was completely empty!

Ben Stein being unable to prove anything in Expelled, it was such a Spurlocky affair.

by Wrotkowski December 4, 2012

Spurt and Split

A two step process of fucking a wife, girlfriend, or (b)ride in order to ejaculate a load. After which, while the receptacle is cleaning up quietly leaving without notice.

Also Known as Cum and Go.

Where's Ron?

He'll meet us at the bar. He's gotta stop by his bitch's pad for a quick spurt and split.

by Spanked as a Child March 22, 2013

Spurned on

When you are jealous of someone who doesn't have to wear pants for the rest of the day...but you know they're looking sexy doing it.

Person 1:"I'm home from work, and the pants are coming off."
Person 2:"You've got me so spurned on right now."

by Djinn565 August 12, 2017

spurty

to not have a constant flow or pattern

The flow of customers coming in the strip club tonight was kind of spurty.

by Strippers Anonymous September 23, 2017

Spurrelled

Being 'spurrelled' means that your post on a Social Media platform has a comment by someone that has roasted you and/or been funny yet annoyingly sarcastic in the response.

Person 1: *Posts picture of Cows in a farm*

Person 2: Good, you're in a cage where you belong.

Person 1: Fuck, you spurrelled me!

by Snewok June 28, 2018

spurtz

Alternate spelling of the word 'sports'. Often used ironically by non-sports fans towards avid sports fans for the purpose of belittling their hobby/interest. Often uttered mockingly and incessantly towards two or more people discussing sports related topics. A particularly trendy term in Canada during a Blue Jays postseason MLB playoff.

"Wanna come over for the Jays game this afternoon?"
"Nah I dont watch spurtz, remember?"

by Doctor_policeman September 16, 2018