critical sprint

The race between journalists to publish the first review of a major exhibition or art event

A: Have you read the reviews of the Venice Biennale?
B: But the exhibition opened like 2 hours ago?
A: Yes, insert journalist name broke the world critical sprint record…

by freeze_magazine March 10, 2023

Las Vegas Spritzer

An act of sexual intercourse. When one partner sprays diharrea into the other one's face; the sprayed partner then pukes the diharrea back into the original partner's asshole.

I woke up in the booth at Fun Hogs Ranch and realized I was covered in the Las Vegas Spritzer I got from the bartender the night before.

by DaizyDuke69 July 8, 2016

Spilled the Sprite

When your girl get wet and wanna let you know without everyone else knowing....

Babyboy, I spilled the sprite, maybe we should go home and clean it up.

by kgncpro November 21, 2017

sprite remix

bacardi razz and sprite mixed together

Hey yo mcclure pass me that sprite remix

by Nick Worland June 18, 2006

sprint

Selling Phones to Really Inadequite N@gg@z Today!

Bad reception to people who don't have good credit.

(P1)Hey yo! I got my sprint phone today.

(P2)Got reception?

(P1)No.

(P3)Hey, even my T-Mobile phone has reception.

(P1)My Cingular phone does too.

(P4)Hey yo, my Verizon phone has reception.

(P5)Even Alltel

(P1)Gotta take this phone back. I can't even pick up in Wal-Mart.

by A. N. O'nymous January 1, 2007

spifty

an awesome word that I made up. it's a cross between spiffy and nifty

wow, that sure is a spifty word

by Anonymous June 18, 2003

Jizz Spritzer

Its where your doing a girl in the ass and you jizz in her ass and she farts in your face and it spritzes all over your face, kinky i know...

"Yeah i heard about Jake getting a jizz spritzer too, hes still trying to get all the stuff out of his hair"

by Retarded Dwarf September 29, 2009