Spinchy

A problem with your eyes after heavy drinking and a short rough nights sleep

sometimes it is when you have stuff in your eyes, or there is dust floating around because your sleeping on a mud track in the summer.

Spinchy cannot refer to any other part of your body.

"dude, my eyes are all spinchy"

by Nic Munday February 16, 2008

Spoach

To impale or skewer something

"you have to spoach the fish in order to cook it"

by Grim1337 April 21, 2009

snonch

1. the physical act of insuflating semen.

2. to snort a line of jizz.

curtis asked kevin if he wanted to snonch the cum off his weiner. kevin accepted the offer and snorted the jizz into his nostril.

by felch'n'snooch April 4, 2010

Spouch

The combination of a spouse who cheated or a spouse who is a grouch. One you commonly refer to as a "dick" therefor can also be refereed to as a crotch. Hence spouch.

That's my former spouch.
You are a being a spouch, hun.
In the court documents i just put a "total spouch"

by kiddolestrange January 11, 2013

Spooch

A pathetic adult who displays a variety of non-endearing child-like traits. For instance, an adult who is content to be taken care of, watch porn, and consume a steamy cup of porridge snuggled up on the couch all day. A man who remains an eternal consumer but not a producer.

"Niall is such a spooch: he only wants to play video games all day and have his mom make porridge for him every morning." "Andre looked at me with a spooch-like face after I made an innocent joke about the hole in his shirt."

by PanderSpooch January 8, 2015

sponsh

Slang word for twat in Birmingham

Mate, Jessica is such a sponsh for going out with kyle

by sponsh June 14, 2014

sloncher

A person who never gets to the point. Who just drags it on and on and interrupts them selves constantly.

God he's such a sloncher just get to the point already

by Livilala March 15, 2015