Splurgy

Urination, typically with blood and urethral pain

"One bad gloop and shred on the yoinky, two big splurgs and a big ass gloopy, three more yoinks and buy me a smoothie, poured up the gloop, that's the gloop and the splurgy."

by Yoinkyshredder69 January 7, 2021

Bird Splurt

When a bird ejaculates when it is flying overhead and the ejaculate (bird splurt) lands on you.

The bird splurted on Jackies face when she was sitting at the picinic table. Therefore, Jackie had bird splurt on her face.

by Pimpish February 11, 2010

slurm

noun: sunscreen
verb: put on sunscreen (or any other squishy lotion)

Don't forget to slurm before going to the pool

by kim brown July 14, 2003

Splurking

The act of fondling/flicking a girl's bean after it has been lavished in her juices.
(rubbing a wet clit)

Girl: Remember last night when you where splurking me?
Guy/Girl: Yeah?
Girl: Can we do that again?

by Tsumino January 20, 2016

Splur

A half-slurring, half-purring way of speaking. Much the way a drunken cougar will say "Hi" to you in the elevator.

Did you see that drunk woman trying to pick you up? She was so hammered she was splurring.

by extantism July 22, 2008

splurch

A Snapple ice tea on the top shelf; requested while pointing at the bottom shelf.

Yo, let me get that splurch.

by babyfatbitchgurl April 5, 2008

slurm

The warm leftover milk, left in a nearly empty glass, bottle or carton.

Dude, finish it! You just left the slurm.

by donkeyboy August 16, 2003