Splooging

The act of putting your purple headed yogurt slinger into a girl's wizard sleeve.

Let's go splooge some sloots!

Friend:Were you splooging her last night?
Me: I took her upstairs and drove the big ol' skin bus into tuna town. BURR

by Joey Gaskell January 7, 2012

Splooge

to forcefully bust a nut

Hakim splooged a load all over Joumanna's chin!

by Wan Hanglo November 16, 2003

splooser

Combination of spaz and looser

No wonder that splooser can't get laid.

by Luxinterior August 21, 2003

Sloozer

n. - A combination slut and looser. Typically found in lame college bars, popular bowling alleys, and indian casinos. Common spelling variations include: slüzer, slooser, sluzer, sluser.

man #1 - I ran into the hottest sloozer last night!

man #2 - Really where's she from?

man #1 - Somewhere in Kansas.

man #2 - Really?

man #1 - Yeah she ran away from home when she was 16. But, she blew me, so it was cool.

man #2 - nice.

by Bexxx June 2, 2004

Splooge

The thirst quencher discovered by Hector Zeroni in the Disney movie Holes.

Try some of this. It will really quench your thirst. I call it Splooge.

by mandingoe July 17, 2003

Sploogie

A manblast putback in where it came out. Can be repeated multiple times.

"That bitch gave me 5 sploogies in a row. My cock felt like ground round."

by Ballgazer December 23, 2008

splooge mop boy

person who mops floors in 25 cent peep shows.

my teacher should have been a splooge mopper.

by Anonymous August 27, 2003