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the spinster aunt

The aunt who never got married but is pretty cool, does her own thing, and just dates around.
Yeah..that's my Aunt Sarah, that's her boyfriend of the week, she's the spinster aunt.
by Grace Blase October 3, 2017
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Britney Spies

Young Afrikaans South African girl who dresses like Britney Spears. Spies is a common Afrikaans South African surname, hence Britney Spies. Usually unattractive.
Did you see those bunch of Britney Spieses hanging out at the mall?
by (_._) March 9, 2005
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Rebel Spies

Spies who do drugs, and instead of wearing black, they wear pink. ALL PINK. also they are ninjas.
Kendall: Lets be spies for halloween. ew but i look bad in black.
Cady: Dont worry! we can be rebel spies!
Kendall: YES! blazing it while wearing pink: BEST IDEA EVER.
by Pineapplelovegetsdownwithelves October 13, 2009
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spics

Used as an offensive term towards hispanics, makes fun of their pronounciation of the word "speak".
"I'm from the lovely island of Puerto Rico, I'm a spic. But you can never call me that, 'cause it's offensive."
by siescierto June 6, 2004
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1) Billy Crystal
2) A homeless man who once worked as a photographer for Berkeley Preparatory School (Berkeley Prep) but was fired in 1992 in order for Bryan Manicchia to gain monopoly on Berkeley Photos, and then do an even worse job. He changed his name to Billy Crystal in order to attract attention to himself and enhance his modeling career, but with no luck. Desperate, he wrote the song "Papi Papi, Papi Chulo" but forgot to copywrite it, so the "artist", Lorna, stole it from him and took credit.
He then tried modeling again, and changed his name to Balacrastimoniustitudarimoustinactinumdalitider spinsticruspinjaroooscipoooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooooooooothorp, but failed, once again, as a model. Down on life, he returned to Berkeley Preparatory School and lives in the underground tunnels of the Lykes Center. When travelling around campus, he feigns a Sage cook by wearing their green uniform, white apron, and a chefs hat. He creates chaos and havok by tampering with Berkeley's air conditioning, computer network, weather machine, and he sometimes poisons the sage food (but Berkeley covers this up easily because it is usually only pre-kindergarteners who die).
One can identify this man by the chef's hat (which Sage cooks do not typically wear around) or the sinister look of despair in his eyes. (note: Mr. Taylor does not wear a chef's hat).

See also Randy Newton, who is entirely unrelated but just as sinister.
"Well, another lower pre-k'er died today."
"Shame..."
"Yeah. What is that, 12 now?"
"13 in five years."
"I thought sage only came about two years ago."
"He dressed as a Chinese teacher named Mr. Chai back then."
"Oh, that sly fox!"
"Yep, Balacrastimoniustitudarimoustinactinumdalitider spinsticruspinjaroooscipoooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooooooooothorp really is a sneaky son of a gun."
by Mike Jobbs May 9, 2005
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snipset

lemme hear a snipset
by tom level August 17, 2003
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