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Stingy

A type of hat with a narrow brim. Brim is often upturned in the back and downwardly turned in the front. Usually the hat has a band around it for decoration. Hat resembles one that would likely have been worn by a member of the Rat Pack (Sinatra, Martin, Davis, et al). Similar to a fedora, but with a narrower brim.
That stingy you're wearing reminds me of Frank Sinatra.
by mlyons789 July 8, 2010
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Spinky

1. A cool punk/metal band.
2. The coolest squirrel.
1. Dude, I'm gonna see Spinky! LIVE!
2. Spinky is so my idol.
by PyroPenguin December 10, 2003
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Sping

Sping is a portmanteau of the words Spunk and String (or Sperm and String) thus Spunk String becomes Sping. However, this can be misleading because Sping almost always consists of Dog Water.

Sping is described as a length of ejaculate (or pre ejaculate) that extends from the tip of one's penis to a foreign body, often an item of clothing (i.e. underwear). The presence of sping during a sexual encounter is often considered bad form and can lead to abandonment of the other party and, for the perpetrator, an uncomfortable case of Blue Balls.
I was about to have sex with James but when we got undressed I saw the longest Sping I have ever seen! Nasty.

Hey Marcus, I measured a Sping at 2 meters the other day, that makes me the new Sping King!
by Leighton Xander September 19, 2016
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springy squat

originates in Springvale (Melbourne), Australia.

Used to describe the way the local FOBS (mostly asian of vietnamese, chinese mainland, hong kong, malaysia/singapore and other south east asians) sit in front of their stores/family's store/friend's store

Performed by squatting flat footed, with ass almost touching the ground, with forearms perched on bended knees; wrists must be free and hang down between knees. Usually, a cigarette is held and smoked whilst in a springy squat.

Can be performed solo or in groups, either on the side walk, or sometimes variations manifest in squatting on stools or little plastic chairs.
by Jules364 June 11, 2006
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Stingy head of Artois

The painfull head ache you get in the morning after a night consuming far too many pints of Stella Artois
You sit there on the floor in your undies, cuddling the only friend in the world you have left (the toilet), randomly continuing to make the walrus noises, spitting, and farting. Help usually comes at this stage, even if it is short lived.
Tears stream down your face and your abdomen hurts. Help now turns into abuse and he/she usually goes back to bed leaving you there in the dark.
With your stomach totally empty, your spontaneous eruptions have died back to 15-minute intervals, but your body won't relent.
You are convinced that you are starting to turn yourself inside out and swear that you saw your tonsils shoot out of your mouth on the last occasion.
It is now dawn and you pass your disgusted partner getting up for the day as you try to climb into bed. She/he abuses you again for trying to get into bed with lumpy bits of dried vomit in your hair.
You reluctantly accept their advice and have a shower in exchange for them driving you to the hospital.
Work is simply not an option as the Stingy head of Artois had over taken your brain.
The whole day is spent trying to avoid anything that might make you sick again, like moving.
You vow never to touch a drop again and who knows for the next two or three hours at least you might even succeed.
by chiken-lover December 10, 2011
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stingy vince

Someone who is particularly unfair. Also shortened to Vince.
"Can I borrow your phone"
"No"
"Don't be a stingy vince"
by CaptainWilhelm September 15, 2009
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spingled

Verb. The act of jokingly fondling the breast of an elderly woman with dementia.
Grandma just got spingled by a reindeer.
by DJ NEON June 19, 2017
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