the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, pink-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger

The process of masturbating

He was doing the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, pink-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger in his girlfriends car

by Silky Johnston June 9, 2006

smingey

An unpleasant, probably brown, probably smelly, probably sticky object, coating, food or person.

Originates from television series 'Men Behaving Badly' in which writer Simon Nye wanted to introduce a word into the language (as Red Dwarf had done with smeg) but failed miserably.

"It was cooked in a smingey sauce"

"I looked behind the sofa and whatever had fallen down the back had gone all smingey"

by Gav MR May 13, 2005

Kitty Singerson

Kitty Forman, from the FOX hit That 70's Show, was named Kitty Singerson before she met Red Forman at a dance.

Kelso: Hey Mrs.Foreman, what was your name before you met Red?
Kitty: Kitty Singerson, why?
Kelso: Just wonderin'.
Red: That kid is on dope!
*Kelso runs away*

by JAFO. June 22, 2011

singening

To sing while listening. Singening is when you are listening to a song but mostly just singing over it. There is an act of listening to the orginal song but not at the expense of said singing and with the liberty to drown out the whole recording.This word also applies when all you know is the chorus and you let the song play in peace till that point following which you come in voce forte until the bridge. Singening is often done in the shower, the car and sometimes in empty elevators.

Erica: Hey Lisa whatcha up to?
Lisa: Nothing much, just singening to some R Kelly.

I was singening to Mariah Carey in the shower this morning and my boyfriend told me I should be featured on Deaf.fm.

by Marth Vaderrr March 4, 2011

dole slinger

Welfare functionary who may or may not provide you with social assistance (aka the dole).

"The hog lard plant done blowed up, kids. Time to go see the dole slinger."

by Bort McAllister May 12, 2008

purple headed yogurt slinger

A slang reference to the penis. Made popular by Talia Drzewiecki.

Hungry? My purple headed yogurt slinger's ready when you are.

by Hex June 11, 2004

Spine

An extremely attractive part of the human body. An important trait looked for in a mate.

"Woah, did you see Justin? Damn he's fine. Look at that spine..."

by iLIKEspinez February 27, 2009