Sertop

When a man is receiving head/ a blowjob and is about to ejaculate, he pulls out and shoots his load into the giver's nose

Rob: Cassidy gave me head last night, and when she wasn't looking I gave her the sertop
Mark: Classic

by dopepisces August 8, 2017

Spartan Style

the act of having sex whilst utilizing the exact sequence of positions which King Leonidas and Queen Gorgo use in the movie 300

It is extremely important that each position consists of a single powerful thrust, followed by an immediate change in position. The sequence may be repeated as many times as desired.

"yo gurrl.... this will not be brief... this will not be pleasant... THIS. IS. SPARTAN STYLE!!!!"

by Bahbee December 14, 2008

sparta

the majority of sparta does have money, but most are pretty down to earth. ya you ll get your snob or asshole, but most are down to earth. sparta kids try to have fun however we can, which is pretty hard because we have nothing to do. thats probably why everyone smokes weed and drinks. most peole dont like spartans because we are good at sports and have money.most people who live here dont want to

yo where you from?
sparta.
that blows.
ya i no.

by idonthaveafuckinname September 10, 2006

spartan shocker

the pinky finger is put into the ass then 2 middle fingers are folded into the palm,after that the index finger is put into the vagina.then vigorously wiggle thumb while adding wrist action.

once my girl was warmed up I gave her the spartan shockerand history was maid.

by antous on topolots April 1, 2008

Sperteclious

Another way to say offensive for douchebags who make up long words to seem smarter.

Bill: "Today I found out my uncle died in 9/11, but he died doing what he loved."
James: "What was it he loved doing?"
Bill: "Flying planes."
James: "Don't you think that joke is a little sperteclious?

by nightdragon64 July 13, 2017

Spartard

Someone addicted to Starz's original series, "Spartacus: Gods of the Arena" and "Spartacus: Blood and Sand". Said person will exhibit such symptoms as: Yelling at the scream while watching the program and reruns of said program; Quoting lines from said program; Dreaming about characters of said program, etc...

I've watched every episode of Spartacus at least five times and once with the captions on! I even screamed out loud at work when the copier jammed, "Oh Jupiter's Cock!" And I won't even mention the dream I had about Gannicus! I am such a Spartard!

by Luciepher March 15, 2011

snert

n. - One who, in an online gaming environment, takes far greater interest in ruining others' experiences instead of keeping to his own. Snerts are often, but not exclusively, wordn00b/words.

v. - To commit an action normally associated with the behavior of a snert. Most commonly seen as 'snerted'.

(adj. snertish, adv. snertishly)

Noun: "My server has a strict 'no snert' policy."
Verb: "He snerted his PK score past 1000!"
Adjective: "Snertish behavior will not be tolerated."

by GJ July 3, 2003