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speed ball

a intense game of paintball. Played with the use of large inflatable bunkers and the use of high velocity paintball markers. The game is played in a small field with two teams against each other.
Let's go play speed ball at SC village!
by Alejandro Contreras April 25, 2007
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speedbag

1. A chick whose face is straight up heinous, as if it had been assaulted violently, rapidly and repeatedly - the way a small-sized punching bag might be.

1(a). When said chick acts as if she is hopped up on speed or other narcotics, to the point where she is tweaking out and making next to no sense. Can go along with, or be mutually exclusive of, definition #1.
DUDE A: "I can't believe you boned that speedbag last night."
DUDE B: "I know... at least I'd had about 14 beers beforehand, and the lights were out, so I couldn't see that busted grill."
by Marsbag July 30, 2008
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Skeezball

A person who cheats the system, someone who forgot to wash themselves for weeks at a time,not because they were lazy...but because they are so fucking filthy and fat.
Fat Man: hey dude!!!!! i just told them i never got it,so they sent me another one.

Diabetic: Thats because your a fucking skeezball!!!!!
by Opher4 December 19, 2011
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SkeetBall

SKEETBALL

Overview: Can be played from missionary or modified missionary position; you pull out and blow ur load towards the face...

Scoring is as follows where your load(s) land:

Anywhere on the face: 20
Mouth closed: 30
Mouth open: 40
Nostrils(s): 50
Either eye: 100

Friends in a group can then save their scores over time, either with consensual photo evidence, or on the honor system.
So i was just banging my girl, missionary, pulled out and sent the first shot of a solid 6 roper out towards the belly... No Bullshit the first shot went long, hit her right in the cheek... she says "OMG that almost went in my mouth"... I was proud, we both laughed, and I thought to myself, "damn, that would have been like a GD hole in one" and after a few minutes of further reflection, I thought of a new game... SkeetBall
by Huff Daddy 4706 June 24, 2018
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speedblox

nani hot tbh — Today at 5:22 PM
animal porn'
tbh i just wanna nani hot tbh — Today at 5:22 PM
animal porn' rn my guy.. meaning that speedblox
by ethogy April 8, 2021
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speedballs

Speedballs over here got it on in one minute with his woman last night.
by Dustin (titmouse) June 26, 2003
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sweetballsofjesus

A southernism characterizing the gettin filled up with the spirit of bewilderment and glee.
When Miss KathyAnn saw the size of those potato sacks, she hollerd, "Sweetballsofjesus!"
by Kathyannfairleigh May 4, 2017
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