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shacking off

To take a shit and Jack off at the same time. (its called shingering for the ladies)
I was taking the browns to the superbowl the other day and decided to make it better by shacking off.
by slyvester August 10, 2006
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Spanking the Camel

The act of slapping a pack of cigarettes against your palm to tamp the tobacco down into the cigarettes. By tamping the tobacco down in this way the tobacco is packed more tightly for a longer and smoother smoke.
Jack had just bought a pack and was spanking the camel, when Jill came up and bummed a smoke off him.
by bobthecopywriter February 5, 2010
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Sparkling Water

Describes a person who looks confident and knowledgable about something but he/she is not actually that great. So we say they are sparkling, but they are weak as liquid (water).
Isaac: OMG, Kimmy looks like he is so good at data science.

Bob: He is sparkling water.
by Jacktor April 20, 2019
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spanking it

1. see masterbation
2. (saying)When a man attempts to excite his penis via vigorously rubbing against something rubbing his penis physically or rubbing/hitting the genitals in an attempt at arrousal or for the purpose of masterbation
3. Often an act done during sex in which the man slaps the ass of his partner often for those hardcore sexos or those who have a fetish(fantasy/turn on) for pain 'n pleasure
Oh ya johnnies sure spanking it now (often done when a man's arrousal is exicited to such a level he can no longer contain the desire to not
by MK March 20, 2005
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sacking

It is when you take a photo of yours or someone else scrotum near a person's face while they sleep.
Shane passed out early so we took a picture of me sacking him.
by AmbushJake March 31, 2009
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Smacking

When ur eating and ur sibling or friend chews with their mouth OPEN! THE MOST ANNOYING PET PIEVE EVER!
(Brother is Smacking)
Me "STOP SMACKING"
Brother "Okay!"
(HE CONTINUES TO SMACK)
by Lala👑 September 15, 2018
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Sparkling Water Addiction

Something that gay men, English Teachers, Karens, and Spongebob Squarepants have
sally: Woah thats your 15th can today!
John: I have a Sparkling Water Addiction, i can't help it.
by PrdflS8n March 9, 2021
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