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leading someone on

to do stuff with someone, without wanting a real relationship with them
chad made out with angela, but then told her the next day that he didnt want anything to do with her. she liked him a lot and so she yelled at him in front of the whole school that he was a prime example of leading someone on
by Carisandra December 30, 2008
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under someone's wing

Taking someone under your care and protection.
Being under someone's wing means they want to look after you
by Bird66 July 6, 2014
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shit in someone's hand

I thought he was an ally, but Hitler shat in my hand and invaded my Western border.
-Stalin (rough translation)
by Kevin Sanchez-Windsor February 14, 2005
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glass someone

To glass someone is to hit or cut them with a piece of glass, usually a bottle. Common in Britain, Australia and New Zealand, and not unheard of in Canada and the US.
John's an angry drunk, so don't give him too much liquor or he's likely to glass someone.
by Super Stud 66 July 12, 2016
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stirring someone's onions

an analogy for observantly tuning into the needs of someone around you who is very wrapped up in their own shit or maybe others people's shit, so much so that without even knowing it they could really use someone to step in and help them with all that shit. Maybe you're just being a good friend and your friend can be a bit of a space cadet so you regularly steer them away from walking into traffic even when you think they might be paying attention. That counts too. If you didn't step in and "stir their onions" those metaphorical onions might burn. Those onions could even be literal, thus where the term was coined.
"stirring someone's onions", "my onions just got stirred", "stirring my onions",

ex: Hey, thanks for being a good friend and stirring my onions, girl. I just got so caught up with my shit, and other people's shit...it was real nice of you to take my cat to get spayed cuz cats in heat...well, that shit is weird.

ex: Well Jesus F*&$ Face! My onions just got stirred! Thank goodness you were here to break into my car and let some air in, I can't believe I left little Timmy Tommerson in his car seat for that long! Thanks Betsy, its been one hell of a day.

ex:

Me: Aaaaahhhh ssshhhheeeeiiiitttt man, how did you know I was hurtin' so bad for some Fisherman's Friends cough drops?
Person stirring my onions: Well I noticed that you have a bit of a cough, and I've seen you with the Friends several times now...you just seemed really caught up with getting drunk so I thought I'd grab some for you while I was out.
by timmy_tommerson January 14, 2014
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into someone

you pretty much like them, but without saying "you like them"
Sam: are you into someone?
Greg: Yeah im really into Melina
Sam: doesn't that mean you like her
Greg: yes
by MelSamJul45678 December 18, 2018
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