social distancing 

1. A technique used to prevent the spreading of a pandemic disease by physically distancing yourself from others. (i.e. not shaking hands to prevent the spreading of germs)

2. To spend time relaxing by yourself.*

* May be used as code for private, solitary activities of *Any* kind. (i.e. masturbation)

1.

“During the Swine Flu pandemic many health officials recommended Social Distancing. This started a wide trend of mask-wearing, not shaking hands and standing 6 feet apart in public.”

2.

“See ya man, I’m going to do some Social Distancing and chill.”

2*.

“I got some new lotion so I going to go do some heavy Social Distancing!”
“You need a girlfriend, man.”

social distancing by NoThankYou4PiggyFlu May 1, 2009

Social Media 

1. A place where people should be accepted the way they are instead of being told they aren't good enough indirectly by pages that favor nice butts and thin waists.

2. Apps that are designed to bring people together and bond, but do the exact opposite.

I was scrolling thru social media yesterday, this page convinced me to pop some pills and starve myself so i can be featured on their page.

Social Media by MyaJDoe April 2, 2017

social experiment 

Trolling. Usually after having been called out for being a troll.

Completely lying livejournal entry: My cat is dying of leukemia and I can't pay for it! Send money!
Many cat-lovers: *actually send money*
Investigative cat-lover: Wait, you don't even have a cat! This was all a scam!
Original LJ poster: It was a social experiment to find out how many people would respond!

social experiment by jul_torres March 1, 2011

Social Piranha 

A rock band from Miami. The name comes from a malapropism of "social pariah," a phrase that denotes a social outcast. In this case the name is a satirical take on society and the band's political sensibilities.

Social Piranha is playing tonight!

Social Piranha by Diodisegno January 6, 2013

Social Sniper 

Some one who eavesdrops and then joins or interrupts secretive or private conversations without your, or your groups invitation.

Person 1 : "hey did you hear about Sally?"
Person 2 : " I herd she....."
Social Sniper (from the other side of the room): "Pissed her pants when she saw that spider, yeah bro it was awesome!"
Person 1 & 2 : we just got sniped.... f`in social sniper

Social Sniper by monkeezthatarecold August 19, 2011

Social Networking 

A collection of websites that allow people to join networks that allow them to
1) Socialise with people who have similar tastes
or 2) Allow them to stalk the girl next door

Some examples of these sites include MySpace, Facebook and Bebo, each of which attract their own clique of people.

MySpace attracts musicians, emos, and stalkers

Bebo attracts children pretending to be adults, Irish college students, and stalkers

Facebook attracts people who have nothing better to do with their time, namely stalkers

Man from early 21st century: I really need a new way of stalking...

Tom Anderson: MySpace!

Mark Zuckerberg: Facebook!

Michael Birch: Bebo!

Random Internet Guy: Insert Social Networking Site Here!

Social Networking by The_Madjackal March 2, 2009

social reject 

whether Society rejects you or you reject society

yk that thing everyone’s all ways mad at.. Society, social rejects actually do something about it.

social rejects don’t confine to what Society WANTS them to be.

social reject by Cora powers October 26, 2020