soap cum

the sticky residue that accrues on your soap when it has been left sitting in water overnight.

Awww man! I left the soap in the shower last night and now it's covered in soap cum!

by Geoff Conklin January 11, 2009

prison soap antique

(n.) A priceless and fragile antique. The term is used by employers of handlers to remind people that if they drop the ming vase or statue, they get fucked. In the rear. Very hard.

This is a prison soap antique; remember what'll happen if you drop it.

by Gumba Gumba June 11, 2006

zadi snaps

"Zadi snaps" are a feature of Epic FU (formerly "Jetset"), a webcast pop culture review hosted by Zadi Diaz and available on I-Tunes, among other outlets (e.g., Youtube). At some point in any episode, Ms. Diaz will launch into a finger-snapping frenzy. Zadi snaps have become legend among her legions of fans. If not before, the phrase was certainly immortalized when "Darth Vader" attempted to snap his fingers on Epic FU and failed, leaving him to bemoan his inability to "do the Zadi snaps." Zadi herself has been known to glare down at her fingers after the rare mis-fire.

"I can quash the Rebel Alliance, but I can't do the Zadi snaps?"

by Kurt Stallings November 28, 2007

The soap

The soap is a sacred object that you do not want to drop while in a shower, especially in prison. If you drop the soap there’s a 99.99 percent chance of a big nigga resizing your asshole by 20%. Most times you will here the lion king theme song before you feel the big niggas BBC in your ass.

Fred: Man I was so shook when I dropped the soap in prison that I shit myself and had to waffle stomp it down the drain!

Dave: Lol if you would have gotten blacked I was finna call you a fruit lmao.

by Fermit_The_Krog April 1, 2019

soap cobra

When someone uses your bar of soap in the shower and leaves a pubic hair on it. Usually coiled up with one end raised up looking like a coiled cobra ready to strike.

hey honey next time you use my soap could you wash off all the soap cobras! Its fuckin gross

by freak-o13 September 30, 2009

slaps hard

To recognize as being ingenius and amazing. Usually worded by Bay Areans and thizz krews. Can also amount to a phrase determining the status of a noun, (i.e. person, place or thing) presumably, a type of adjective and description.

Nouns-
1. "Damn that shit slaps hard, nigga!"
2. "Niggas be slappin' bitches hard upside da' streets, ya feel me?"
3. "Dis' bustin' Kool-Aid slaps hard, beezy."
4. "Niggas be slappin hard in 'dis bitch!"

Adjectives-
1. "Man, that nigga Pharrell be iced in fitted shit, nigga! His shit slaps hard on bitches!"
2. "That nigga's feelins' slap hard on yo' ass bitch!"

by Ingredient Produckshins December 6, 2006

drop the soap

A situation in which leaves you in a suggestible position for painful, embarrasing and/or discouraging consequences

The prison guard's words "Don't drop the soap" was the only time he had before the inmates raped him

Crap!, I dropped the soap and my house got repo-ed. I'm totally f---ed now!

by Jose Gomez June 21, 2006