Soda Star

The legends themselves. But for real, I can't tell you

"What's a Soda Star?"
"I can't tell you"
"Why can't you tell me?
"I just can't...... Soda Star"

by The Gwartiator September 5, 2021

Boneless Soda

Just like boneless pizza, it’s a soda with no bones in it.

“Hey dude you want a boneless soda?”

by Bepislover293 February 14, 2019

zombie soda

After a day of two of sitting in the fridge in a fast-food styrofoam cup, a soft-drink loses its spirit and becomes a zombie soda -- a flat fizz-less drink that tastes bland and undead.

This 7-Up's been in my fridge since Monday. I guess it's a zombie soda now.

by Smilodactyl222 March 8, 2015

can of soda

Can of soda is a sex posi- no I'm not gonna do that anyway a can of soda is a metal container normally in the shape of a cylinder with curves at the top and bottom and the top of the cylinder there is a piece of metal with holes in it called a tab that's use is for you to push it to get the flavoured carbonated water inside the cylinder also the cylinder can come in tons of different shapes and colours but drinking tons of cans of soda normally is not good for you and can cause tooth decay because normal sodas have tons of sugars and terrible stuff for you body besides tooth decay but if you don't drink a lot a can of soda is a great treat!

I have cheat days in my diet so I drank a can of soda.

by I'm stupid July 9, 2022

Shit Soda

When someone mixes 3 or more sodas together to make the cup look like it's filled with shit water, and having a semi good taste, and none of your friends enjoying what you just did.

Guy1: Go fill up the soda Guy2.

Guy2: *mixes Mtn Dew, Pepsi, and Dr. Pepper together*

Guy1: C'mon not Shit Soda again!

by McConfusing September 13, 2012

secret soda

When you ask for a cup at a fast food restaurant so you can get water at the soda fountain, but later get soda instead. For paranoid types, this usually works best with clear sodas, like Mountain Dew or Ginger Ale.

Dude, why is your water bubbling?

That's not water, man....it's secret soda!

by Carbonation Jane July 1, 2012

soda simp

The opposite of a hydro homie. Someone who drinks too much soda and not enough water.

Don't be a soda simp or else you'll get kidney stones

by ShwneZhao October 30, 2020