sneezeshit

When you sneeze and then shit yourself.

Dude 1 "Ahhchue..." Dude 2 "Hey, brah you smell like you just sneezeshit yourself."

by Lefty Malone December 6, 2018

Sneze

It's a sneeze but better

I just snezed

by 42219 August 18, 2019

sneeze goblin

when an extremely quiet person sneezes louder than you knew possible

they were soft spoken before turning into the sneeze goblin

by pompu January 17, 2020

Sneeze Money

Noun: Money owed to a person who has said "God bless you" more than three times in a row to a person who is sneezing. The first three "God Bless You" sneezes are free, any additional "God bless you" statements in response to another sneeze are paid in $5 increments.

Person 1: "Achooo!"

Person 2: "God bless you"
Person 1: "Achooo!"

Person 2: "God bless you"
Person 1: "Achooo!"

Person 2: "God bless you"
Person 1: "Achooo!"

Person 2: "God bless you, that's $5 in sneeze money that you now owe me."

by guysm1ley April 17, 2023

artic sneeze

When your in the process of blowing the male genitals and you sneez while the cum starts rushing into your mouth. You sneeze out the coming drizzling down your tunge and your shirt. This is quite painful and bloody noses usually occur afterwords.

Girl 1: Hey Jenna how are you today.
Girl 2: Well my nose is fractured because my stupid boyfriend gave me a stupid Artic Sneeze.

Girl 3. Did someone say Artic Sneeze, I got one yesterday and now I'm eternally bleeding out of my nose.

by Schanzer April 24, 2017

New york sneeze

An outrageously loud sneeze that can only be described as "new-yorky".

Guy 1: *AAACCCHHHOOOOOO!!!!"
*Earth trembles*
Girl: "OMG an earthquake!"
Guy 2: "Nah, he just has a New York Sneeze."

by Agiantsmurf17 October 4, 2011

The Devil's Sneeze

When a women is wearing a lovely sundress or skirt and a gust of wind comes and lifts it up.

I was driving down the road and the wind came and blew up these two ladies' dresses. I almost ran into a tree because those were the best Devil's Sneezes I have ever seen.

The Devil's Sneeze was made into an iconic image when Marilyn Monroe had that picture taken.

by TheBaldingEagle June 3, 2013