Occurs when one's semen comes in contact with any sort of home made pastry, usually cake or pie. Usually happens to be served at any gathering of sorts. Sometimes done on purpose, sometimes not. (noun)
Joseph: Did you hear about what happened at Mitch's party last night??? It turns out his birthday cake was a SLUDGECAKE!
Joe: Yeah, I was there.
Joe: Yeah, I was there.
by deviousbaker December 7, 2021
Get the Sludgecake mug.A gluttonous pudgy wildabeest of immense size, typically giving off a foul body odor. They can often be found grazing near food and then overindulge in it without considering portion control. A Sludge Pot usually lacks proper hygiene, grooming, and fitness. Despite being built like Snorlax, their poor social awareness can still result in unwarranted snarky comments towards those who did not ask.
Hey, you better hide all pizza I bought, Sludge Pot stomped n' wobbled through the door unannounced when she heard the word Domino's and gorged on 7 slices already. She then had the audacity to dismiss the quality of the food despite not being invited, and her stench of body-cheese still lingers throughout the house.
by Acidic_Dubzz December 20, 2022
Get the Sludge Pot mug.A person you love dearly and fill a part of you that feel likes it missing. Someone that you know will be in your life forever. Someone that you can see yourself marrying and loving for the rest of your life
Olivia is my Snuggemplum
by C0na11 May 7, 2023
Get the snuggemplum mug.Anything mass produced by a capitalist political-economic system (usually the United States) that is intended for mindless consumption. Sludge is generally poor in quality and unhealthy for the consumer. Sludge ranges from media to fast food.
Wife: John! You haven't left the couch since I left for work! What have you been doing all day?!
Husband: Hmm...? Oh! Yeah, uhhhh. You know me and my sludge, just marathoning the latest Star Wars movies. Then I'll move on to all of the Transformers movies, then the Jurassic Park reboots, and finally a delectable five-hour scroll through TikTok and YouTube shorts. Hey, do you want to get McDonalds later with some Taco Bell on the way back? When we get home we can pull out the TV trays and watch CNN or Fox News? But first, let me pause the Last Jedi and load up something by my favorite and beloved video game developers. What do you think, honey, Ubisoft? Activision-Blizzard? EA?! Oh, please choose that one babe! Please choose EA!
Wife: *confusingly disgusted and questioning diamond-topped band of gold around her finger*
Husband: Hmm...? Oh! Yeah, uhhhh. You know me and my sludge, just marathoning the latest Star Wars movies. Then I'll move on to all of the Transformers movies, then the Jurassic Park reboots, and finally a delectable five-hour scroll through TikTok and YouTube shorts. Hey, do you want to get McDonalds later with some Taco Bell on the way back? When we get home we can pull out the TV trays and watch CNN or Fox News? But first, let me pause the Last Jedi and load up something by my favorite and beloved video game developers. What do you think, honey, Ubisoft? Activision-Blizzard? EA?! Oh, please choose that one babe! Please choose EA!
Wife: *confusingly disgusted and questioning diamond-topped band of gold around her finger*
by The Gunk Meister June 23, 2023
Get the Sludge mug.The bits of brownie in the bottom of the pan after most or all of the brownies are gone. It is often the gummiest and chewiest and can be formed into a large sized brownie in some cases.
Person 1: "Get your hands out of the brownie pan! There's nothing left in there!"
Person 2: "But I'm making an entire new brownie out of brownie sludge!"
Person 2: "But I'm making an entire new brownie out of brownie sludge!"
by Bandit646 March 23, 2009
Get the Brownie Sludge mug.Pronunciation: \'slam-ˈsləj\
Function: Noun
Etymology: Middle English whoresludge, perhaps alteration of manateemud, slutsauce; akin to Old High German slīh mire.
Date: 15th century
a muddy or slushy mass, deposit, or sediment that secrets from the vagina of a slampig when she is sexually aroused. Slam-sludge is usually accompanied by a pungent, foul odor that is difficult to get off of anything that it has been in contact with.
Function: Noun
Etymology: Middle English whoresludge, perhaps alteration of manateemud, slutsauce; akin to Old High German slīh mire.
Date: 15th century
a muddy or slushy mass, deposit, or sediment that secrets from the vagina of a slampig when she is sexually aroused. Slam-sludge is usually accompanied by a pungent, foul odor that is difficult to get off of anything that it has been in contact with.
Waking up after a long night of drinking, Gary noticed that a naked girl was sharing his bed with him. When he rolled her over, he realized that it was just Brenda, the local slampig. He grimaced as he felt the dried up crust of slam-sludge on his shriveled penis, and smelled its rancid stench in his mustache.
by colostomykid October 22, 2009
Get the slam-sludge mug."Sometimes they'll ask me, 'what do you call it female genitalia?' And I'll say, well my favorite is the snuggery...And then they crack up, because it's such a feminine, funny word."
(From an interview with a phone-sex operator that turned up in a sociolinguistics text.)
(From an interview with a phone-sex operator that turned up in a sociolinguistics text.)
by fesak July 23, 2010
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