K-Snooching

The act of snorting ketamine off of someone else's gooch. The purest form of love known to man, anyone who is willing to be K-Snooched is an absolute unit of a human being, and should be married on sight. Particularly appealing after a hard day of work, or a sweaty workout to get the gooch proper moist.

"I K-Snooched your mother last night" - Past Tense of K-Snooching

by TheGoochiest November 30, 2021

FORP and SNOSH

The fun people-watching games.

FORP - when you're not sure if the lady walking past is Fat Or Pregnant.

SNOSH - when you see a person and you're not sure if they are Special Needs or Shit Haircut

Hey Dave, we've got a FORP and SNOSH moment walking past, look!

by Arthur 2Sheds Jackson April 22, 2022

smoch

a major frigin genius, like really

wow he is such a smoch

by yoyoyoyoy December 28, 2005

snotch

Original contraction of the phrase "Snot-nosed Bitch"; used to define a stuck up or unpleasant female person.

"Did you hear what she said? What a snotch."

by Sixgun December 19, 2004

coochee snorcher

vagina, twat, or yoni

"If you don't wash your coochee snorcher, you may get a yeast infection."

by Nora Harris November 13, 2003

Snached

when a friend steals your stuff, but in a friendly playful matter

Bob; "Where's my phone?!"
*Looks for the phone all day*
*finds the phone in friends backpack*
"Sally why did you snatch my phoneeeee"
Sally; "I only snached it to get back to you from you snatching my phone yesterday!"

by anonymous April 26, 2019

Snoochie Poochie

slang for majiuana used by many pot heads

from thge mall rats after jay and silent bob knock out the mall security he grabs the marjuana and says "Snoochie Poochies"

by Handballpwns April 27, 2006