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Smoosh the tush and whoosh

The process of acquiring some ass followed by leaving shortly after. May be applied anally, or metaphorically by the female gender.
Girl #1: Are you exclusively dating him?
Girl #2: Nah, I just smoosh the tush and whoosh.
by lexidaveraph April 4, 2011
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smoosh

to suck someone dick/cock/penis/twig and berries/the package/junk/ding-dong/shlomng/prick/balls/pentagon/wiener/chuck norris/gorilla/king kong
Megan Fox smooshed me last night, but i accidently gave her a golden shower too.
by ibolic smoosher March 31, 2009
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smoove

"i'll help you smove from you room tomorrow" "marge, smoove your ass out of there!"
by Jose Luis Ugarte May 15, 2006
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snoose

A goose and snake in one - snoose! Observed in Cabo Mexico, an indescribable action performed by an an animal now refered to as a snoose.

Can be used as a noun, expletive or verb. Image gladly provided upon request.
"Don't be such a snoose" "What the snoose!" "Stop snoosing around"
by Tanya & Amy May 19, 2005
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Scoose

A born Scouser, but lives in the south, and talks more common then most southerners...
Usually known by many people, due to the ammount of weed he supplies, and of course smokes himself!
"You got any weed mate?"
"Nah, go see Scoose"
"ow is it no nat no nat"
by Paul Christian Taylor July 30, 2006
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smooshy-mushy

it is THE milkshake, which brings all the boys to the yard.
The smooshy-mushy brings all the boys to the yard, and their life is better than yours, damn right, it's better than yours; I could teach you, but I'd have to charge.
by Crotchfire February 6, 2005
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Smooter

Any name for vaginal/period blood/mucus/slickery substances.
That milf's smooter is dripping on the floor because she got fucked too hard
by k2steezy May 22, 2010
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