fort smith

Second largest city in Arkansas and sister city to Cisterna, Italy.

*Ranked by Forbes to have the lowest cost of living in the country and 6th in income growth
*Home of the Fort Smith National Historic site, known for the "Hangin' Judge" Isaac C. Parker
*Chosen to be home for the new US Marshal Service national museum
*Adjacent to Fort Chaffee, which replaced the original fort, noted as twice being used to house refugees and as a stop on Elvis Presley's route to basic training.
*Home of the 188th Fighter Wing of the Air National Guard

We're driving down to Fort Smith to go to the mall tomorrow.

by akuyume January 31, 2008

Granny Smith Express

Coming upon a series of consecutive green traffic lights while driving to your destination. Derived from the circular shape of the green lights being akin to a green apple.

Oh man, driving last night and i got home in record time! I had the granny smith express all the way home!

Wow, all green, really!?! I've never gotten the granny smith express in peak hour!!!

by Great Jazza October 21, 2010

Anna Nicole Smith

A voluptuous blonde pill-popping trainwreck who has her own television special that is about as painful to watch as a colonoscopy. A former Guess? model.

Is that Anna Nicole Smith's son? Poor kid, if that was my mom, I'd kick my own ass.

by noelle March 28, 2003

Elliott Smith

Elliott Smith was a well known American singer-songwriter and musican. His voice was known as being whispery, and thin, yet cold as ice. After being in a band called Heatmiser for a few years, he began a career in solo singing in 1994. he was well known for battling with alchol, depression and drugs and often included them in his songs. He died on October 21, 2003 at the age of 34. I think his best album was *Figure 8.*

Me - God, i love Elliott Smith, even though his lyrics are depressing

by shot-in-the-heart August 19, 2006

Smithered

To excessively drink from evening till midnight and becoming blacked out till the point of total loss of bodily function

I started drinking around 6pm man and by midnight I was smithered.

by pureaspondice December 15, 2011

Will Smithmas

An american holiday that takes place on the 4th of july when all the best will smith movies come out.

i have trouble sleeping the night before Will Smithmas.

by cameltoe crusader July 4, 2009

agent smith

Agent Smith is... let him (them) put it himself, shall we?

Smith #1 : I am the Alpha...
Smith #2 : ...Of your Omega...
Smith #3 : I am the beginning...
Smith #4 : ...Of your end.

Smith : A Smith. Agent Smith.

by The Lilac Pilgrim July 25, 2004