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It means suck my dick, so please proceed to suck my dig bick. Aha you said that wrong. gOsH i'M SoOoooOO QiRcKy
SMD. by Your Man's Side Hoe April 19, 2021
SMD Mode
SMD Mode
Stands for "Suck my dick" mode.
This is the male's equivalent of a period. Basically when you get so pissed off that all you want to say for the next few hours is "Suck my dick."
This state can also be triggered when a man's girlfriend refuses to give him a blowjob.
Stands for "Suck my dick" mode.
This is the male's equivalent of a period. Basically when you get so pissed off that all you want to say for the next few hours is "Suck my dick."
This state can also be triggered when a man's girlfriend refuses to give him a blowjob.
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Jim: "Lol, you mad Bob? I just smoked you for the tenth time in air hockey."
Bob: "Suck my dick."
Jim: "Oh damn, somebody is rustled."
Bob: "Suck my dick."
Jim: "Lol yeah, Okay. Hey Bob, can you pass me my hat?"
Bob: "Suck my dick."
Alex: "There's no use in talking to him anymore, Jim. He's entered SMD Mode."
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Girlfriend: "Dammit, for the last time, I am NOT giving you a blowjob."
Horny Boyfriend: "Suck my dick."
Girlfriend: "Oh god, he entered SMD Mode again..."
Horny Boyfriend: "Suck my dick."
Girlfriend: "I'm leaving."
Jim: "Lol, you mad Bob? I just smoked you for the tenth time in air hockey."
Bob: "Suck my dick."
Jim: "Oh damn, somebody is rustled."
Bob: "Suck my dick."
Jim: "Lol yeah, Okay. Hey Bob, can you pass me my hat?"
Bob: "Suck my dick."
Alex: "There's no use in talking to him anymore, Jim. He's entered SMD Mode."
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Girlfriend: "Dammit, for the last time, I am NOT giving you a blowjob."
Horny Boyfriend: "Suck my dick."
Girlfriend: "Oh god, he entered SMD Mode again..."
Horny Boyfriend: "Suck my dick."
Girlfriend: "I'm leaving."
SMD Mode by GuyOfLegends December 23, 2012
smd ho
A way of telling a ho to suck your dick without seeming rude, online, in either a sarcastic or suggestive tone.
Sally: OMG COME VISIT ME AT WORK TOMORROW
Jayden: smd ho
Sally: ?
Tom: smd ho
Ho: Don't blow in my mouth.
Jayden: smd ho
Sally: ?
Tom: smd ho
Ho: Don't blow in my mouth.
smd ho by targetkent January 2, 2011
SMD WHORE
The best and only quick reply to give to any person, regardless of gender, who is pissing you off IRL.
Girl1: omg you're only 6 foot 1? automatic 3/10 i only want guys 6 foot 5 and above
Girl2: yass slay bitch
MC: SMD Whore! *to girl one*, you look like a flat tire, and *to girl two* you! you look like a land whale that smells like one that exploded!
Girl2: yass slay bitch
MC: SMD Whore! *to girl one*, you look like a flat tire, and *to girl two* you! you look like a land whale that smells like one that exploded!
SMD WHORE by giaoligei6969 October 16, 2023
SMD O'clock
The time of day, month, or year when a bro needs a blow job
Derived from the latin abbreviation S.M.D= Suck Me Dickitus which translates into Suck my dick in modern day english.
Derived from the latin abbreviation S.M.D= Suck Me Dickitus which translates into Suck my dick in modern day english.
Male: Yo honey, let me take those pants off
Female: Not now, Carlos, it's my time of the month
Male: Time of the month? Girl its SMD O'clock!
Female: Not now, Carlos, it's my time of the month
Male: Time of the month? Girl its SMD O'clock!
SMD O'clock by llamajockey September 18, 2011
SMD while I SMH
SMD while I SMH by stevesuperawesomeamazingnguyen September 29, 2010