Slump Dick

To bestow upon or receive dick from someone after a long drought without coitus.

After a long 6 months of traveling abroad, Lynsey returned home where her boyfriend was waiting to give her that slump dick, effectively ending a sexless 6 months of suffering

by SeanCalhoun June 10, 2018

i slumped

To fall deep asleep on accident

Dude, I slumped hard in the chair last night

by Random word Smith February 25, 2022

Slump Buster

a typically not very attractive woman that will knock you out of a slump from a sexual drought

"man I needed to slay a slump buster so i can focus on finding wifey material."

by KMCPimpin December 14, 2023

Fucking slumping

Being really horny so you masturbate while slumping

The other day I saw the swimsuit magazine so I started fucking slumping

by Wmamba25 March 06, 2017

January Slump

The month after Christmas when you get your credit card bill for all the gifts you have bought.

hey johnny did your credit card bill look like this

ya looks like i cant buy any thing till next month (damn January slump)

by iamiamiamiami December 19, 2010

Slepecki slumped

When you get so drunk you start talking in polish, trying to seduce every guy at the bar with half sentences and then ride the mechanical bull over and over like it’s in heat.

Omg last night Hannah got Slepecki slumped and we had to take her home before she made a fool of herself.

by Funny girlfriend June 20, 2019

Slump

To dress, act, or look very bad and careless.

Jerry: Damn... That boy Tyrone came to school with a brown shirt and red shoes. How slump can he get?
Willis: I don't even know. He's such a guido
Jerry: For real, i wish he could learn to have sauce

by UglyGodsAssHair September 03, 2017