slow walker

one who feels thay must move 100 times slower then you do

i was trying to get to class but the slow walker was in my way

by qwertyass June 1, 2010

Slow Rhino

When you see a group of women out and about, there is always one in the very back, usually crying, on a cell phone, falling out of her clothes, carrying her heels and just being a general mess. This is from the movie Jumaji where they come to an intercetion and see a stampede, followed by the "slow rhino" at the very end, huffing and puffing to try and keep up. Also known as the "Last Rhino". Very common in any college town.

Dude i just got back from the bar, slow rhinos as far as the eye can see.

by JCDC April 25, 2010

Slow Puncture

Awful descriptive term for becoming infected with AIDS.

Shut the fuck up or i'm gonna give you a slow puncture.

by Antony Jones August 26, 2005

Slow Butter

Anything viewed as extremely boring or awful to endure. Often pronounced "shlow butter" for extra effect or good measure.

Student 1: Man, you sit through class yet today? Teacher had us taking notes the whole time.
Student 2: You mean "slept" through class today... that was slow butter!
Student 1: (in agreement) Shlowwww butter!

by teachmrj February 18, 2019

slow dome

When a girl gives you an attentive, sensual, slow blowjob. Usually lots of eye contact and sloppy wet.

I love when Marti gives me slow dome. Can't believe a girl from Michigan has skills like that.

by Slowj21 January 29, 2017

SLoW kid

SLoW or SLW is an acronym for self-loathing white, sometimes referred to as "kids" as they are often college students or other young recipients of higher indoctrination with little to no real-world experience.

There were hardly any black people at the campus BLM demonstration, just a bunch of SLoW kids.

SJW? More like SLW!

by Van Thos June 2, 2020

slow clap

Evenly spaced applause from a single individual, typically used to call attention to the clapper's presence rather than as a genuine accolade. A classic maneuver for any Samuel Jackson character.

Hero: <impressive display of prowess>
Observer: <slow clap>
Observer: Very impressive, but you forgot about X...
Camera reveals X

by Phing April 14, 2006