Skip to main content

Slippery Slingshot

After your finished taking your girlfriend from the front, you pull out the condom full of semen.(she doesnt know you blew your load) While pretending to blow a load in her face, she closes her eyes which is when you take the condom and sling shot her in the eye.
Dude, i gave kelly the Slippery Slingshot and now shes blind.
by KJmagicSauce November 3, 2004
mugGet the Slippery Slingshot mug.

slippery pants

pants htat can easily be lost in public places
i bought a pair of slipery pants that then fell off in the middle of Hyde Park
by debkat August 11, 2003
mugGet the slippery pants mug.

Slippery sleeping bag

Where you use a whale's penis as a sleeping bag.
JD said: "I think I'm going to go for a sleep in my slippery sleeping bag."

He climbed up through the whales japseye and used its penis as a slippery sleeping bag.
by JFromH May 15, 2009
mugGet the Slippery sleeping bag mug.

Slippery Sleeping Bag

Everyone knows whales have huge penises, they even make the sea salty with all their semen. A slippery sleeping bag is the act of climbing into a whale's penis, cause you'd totally fit.
"So I saw that Bear Grylls where he slept in a dead camel, apparently the desert is cold at night. Weird I know. So anyway, I figured it might work the same with a whale's penis, but I was all wet so I was still cold.

Still though, I'm gonna copyright it, so Bear Grylls can't talk about the Slippery Sleeping Bag without paying out.
by amnsiac May 15, 2009
mugGet the Slippery Sleeping Bag mug.

Polish Slipper

The act of jerking off into a sock and then either wearing it yourself or having someone else wear it while walking around.
Last night was crazy. I was buffing the banana and made my girlfriend a Polish Slipper
by KingsFullOfTwos November 1, 2010
mugGet the Polish Slipper mug.

slippery cruz

He nailed her on a slip-n-slie, cuz she asked for a slippery cruz
by mugzy October 17, 2006
mugGet the slippery cruz mug.

Slippery Gargone

After you have sex with a girl while she is still laying on the bed, you urinate on her chest then slide on her like you are on a slip n slide.
This weekend I'm finding some chick to let me give her a "slippery Gargone."
by Lil' Jensen January 21, 2011
mugGet the Slippery Gargone mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email