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Skrimpin'

When you're fucking a chick in the ass (no lubrication; it needs to be raw and skrimpy), and squirt your man-plankton in her poo tunnel. Then, you suck that shit right out and make yourself a goddamn gumbo.

Fun Tips:
1. Use something novel to extract the goo. Crazy straws are neat, but try using a paper towel roll or a bike pump for maximum skrimpage.
2. When Skrimpin', it's important to remember to tenderize the ass whilst getting one's grind on. The end Skrimp texture is important.
3. In the poop shoot, your skrimp juice meets and mingles with her poo. Therefore, make sure she's only been eating pineapple and bologna for the previous month, to ensure maximum freshness.
"Hey there anonymous casual-acquaintaince, the six of us are gonna go have buttsex and then get something to eat. you in?"

"No thanks... I just been Skrimpin' on bitches."
by your uncle's poopy figers March 3, 2009
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Skrimp Pie

When you cream pie a woman in a sea food resteraunt bathroom.
by ItsTazzLol March 29, 2017
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Skrim

Type of euphemism used in lieu of any word at all.
What the skrim Xander, I didn't know you were skrim... Well I guess I'm going to have to skrim you in the skram now.
by Scrangler October 21, 2011
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Skyrimming

"Oh man I loved Skyrimming with Erica last night."
"Dude, I don't want to know about your sex life or your video game life."
by Mr. Everclear November 21, 2011
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Skyrimmed

Anally licking out your boyfriend/ girlfriend while they playing Skyrim.
'and then I skyrimmed her, it really helped her get through that boss battle...'
by addictedtodrpepper November 14, 2011
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Skyrimjob

the act of receiving a rim job (anal cunnilingus) while playing Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim
Jenny came over while I was playing Skyrim. I refused to stop playing, so she gave me a skyrimjob!
by Noor Alikhan Fateh November 18, 2011
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skrimpdick

noun: a abnormally small penis resembling the size of the commonly known crustacean (0.1 to 1 inch)

noun: a man that portrays characteristics similar to a man with a small penis.

noun: One that isn't fortunate enough to have a big dog dick.
I was about to get some head from a slut, but she laughed at me due to my skrimpdick.

Girl 1: So how was that sushi place last night?
Girl 2: Everything was going fine until we got our food and he starting acting real weird
girl 1: So what happened after dinner?
girl 2: He came back to my place and I couldn't wait to fuck him. Once I took his pants off I realized what was wrong at dinner.
Girl1: What?
Girl 2: He had a skrimpdick and I ordered skrimp. I feel so sorry for him.
by bigdogsc February 27, 2011
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