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Ryan Sheckler

A whiney little bitch, in spite of the fact that he is only 17, one of the best skateboarders in the world, owns several houses, is set for life, has a fleet of hundred thousand dollar vehicles, and 85% of the female population wanting to bang him. In short, someone who is a whiney little bitch with no grounds for it.
"Dude, just cuz you can't get laid doesn't mean you have to get all Ryan Sheckler about it."

"Man bro, you have no idea how hard my life is, it totally sucks winning gold medals and being able to rip over anyone on the planet. I hate having all these girls want to bang me. I just want to get away from it all but I can't decide whether to drive my Range Rover on 26's or my lifted Dodge Ram 2500.

Yeah Ryan Sheckler, you're right that does sound hard. I gotta go though man, I have to flip burgers for 9.5 hours to afford a blank skate deck and a half a tank of gas in my 89 escort. Maybe we can skate again if I can get off work."
by Duke Livingston February 20, 2008
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The name Shrek is taken from the Yiddish word שרעק (pronounced 'shreck') meaning 'fear', 'terror', or (in its closest sense) 'fright'.
Oy gevalt! Groisser shrek...
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Shreked

The post-experience of brutal anal sex leaving you butthurt but yet satisfied. Originated in the youtube video, "Shrek is Love, Shrek is Life."
Yo man I just got shreked and my butt hurts so much but it was so good
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sheckler

tucking your erect penis between your legs and getting a BJ from behind
You have not had a BJ until you've had a sheckler.
by STJ's Finest October 25, 2010
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shrek

a beautiful, youthful, green, goddess who is accompanied by a majestic donkeh.
by shreksknee June 12, 2019
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A big long gigantic dick the length of a human
WTF have you seen that shrek dick!!??!?!???!!??!??!
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shrekarita

A strawberry margarita in a collectors edition McDonald's Shrek-the-Third cup complete with green venti-sized Starbucks straw.
Oh hell yeah, shrekaritas! We're getting fucked up!
by K-Swine and Hollywood March 19, 2009
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