shonk

Shonk, The coolest guy on the planet. And, Owner of www.shonk.net.

Shonk, is a wonderful guy.

by Dan August 19, 2003

Shankster

Made up word by Ashbert. Claims its someone who steals money from others.

Look at me im a shankster - Ashbert

by Zcsb93 November 30, 2020

bum shocks

bum shocks are anal wind as told by 3 year old son

Oops! Bum shocks (then chuckles)

by Margi Sloan September 23, 2007

shonkalism

noun shonkalist
adj. shonkalism
deriv. shonky

A musical genre where the intention is to produce a discordant and/or disjointed sound. It is most commonly found in DJ'ing and dance music production.

In a historical context, the sound did not originate from a single individual but rather a collective of visionaries, who used the internet to collaborate. As such, pioneering shonkalists and their seminal creations can be found at various websites - in particular, abletonlivedj.com.

"hey, he's a proper shonklaist spinning those shonky sounds for the shonkalism cause."

by Shonky DJ August 21, 2007

Shonky Gift Tactician

Yeay! 'Tis a fellow that impart nowt but the most worthless gifts upon another, whilst sporting a sincere smile of benevolence.

That Fuckwit is a Shonky Gift Tactician, he sucks balls.

by jimbobbedyjobob June 17, 2003

Shockscare

A Shockscare is the basic wimp out scare used in horror movies and haunted houses, so as to not actually work for a scare. Typically this scare will cause audience members to shriek and/or jump.

1.A clown pops out of nowhere.

2.A zombie popping out of nowhere.

I.e. "That movie wasn't scary at all just a bunch of shockscares after another!"

by Tixetotheexit May 31, 2007

shocks

Commonly used 2-3 years ago by 3-5 graders.

Guy 1: Eww shes ugly
Guy 2: Yeah
Ugly Girl: Hey Guy 1 GIVE ME A HUG
Guy 1: SHOCKS SHOCKS SHOCKS
Ugly Girl: WAHHH

by M-to-tha-arko July 2, 2008