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shambles

1. A word used by idiots who think they'll sound intelligent if they use it in a sentence.

2. The state in which Africa was left after the Europeans had their way with them.
"Aye, those Europeans left Africa in shambles."
by apgovt March 30, 2009
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Shambo

The perfect friend. Not to mention incredibly handsome and great in bed. Also the male version of the drink" Shirley Temple."
Lady:"I'll take a Shambo"
Waiter:"As in a drink?"
Lady:"As in one in my hand and one in my bed..."
by Josh April 13, 2005
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Related Words
Shomb Shombo Shomboy shombies shomba Shombaaron Shombat Shombay SHOMBEE shombi

shambhala

My name. Shambhala also means paradise, oasis of light and strong peace.
Hi. My name is Shambhala
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Shamble

Pronunciation: Sham-bull
Other Uses: Shambling ; Shambled ; Shambly

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Shamble - General Verb

1. To have a non existing intercourse with a homosexual of your gender. Followed by real intercourse.

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Shambl-ing - Present Verb

1. To be having a non existing intercourse with a homosexual of your gender. Followed by real intercourse.

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Shambled - Past Tense Verb

1. To have been a previous part of a non existing intercourse with a homosexual of your gender. Followed by real intercourse.

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Shambly - Adverb

1. To feel that you need to have a non existing intercourse with a homosexual of your gender. Followed by real intercourse.

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Goes out to my bud Kenny (We are not gay.)
Homo 1: Oh Oh that hurts!!
Homo 2: WTF I'm not even doing anything yet!
Homo 1: Shamble me good!!
Homo 2: (Very Confused) W..T..F..???
Homo 1: Dude, you don't get it.. We're shambling!
Homo 2: (Still Confused) Okay lets do this thing! (Reaches for partner's genitals)
Homo 1: WOW THAT'S TOO FAR!!
Homo 2: (SLAP) SHUT UP !
Homo 1: I like that.
Homo 2: Shamble me good.... (Pulls out whipped cream)
Homo 1: What about the entree? ;)
by iKrazy January 15, 2009
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Shambal

He's got a big shambal. His shambal is 5 inches long.
by Habibi wah ultah September 25, 2011
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Shombo

In one bathroom trip-partaking in a nice sh*t and a shower combo. Thus when anyone kills these two birds with one stone by showering and dropping a log, it is referred to as a a Shombo.
After dinner and polish horseshoes, Eck took an amazing shombo on vacation in Vermont which all were proud of him for.
by Kibby C. October 16, 2008
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shambles

A plural noun, which is treated as singular in construction of sentences, that has connotations of disorder, particularly when as a result of willful indiscipline.
How did that shambles ever get on the air?
Trying to get anything useful done over a video link always results in an unusable shambles.
Wow, episode 36 was an epic shambles.
by ubercurmudgeon January 19, 2011
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