shitmick

Ethan Rae

Oi look it’s lil shitmick

by Driftbug February 7, 2022

Shitkickers waltz

The act of sort of ‘shuffling along’ instead of walking properly. Almost as if your shoes are a bit too big for you . Thus resembling someone slightly tamely advancing a relatively solid turd along the sidewalk with their foot or feet . We’ve all seen such half arsed gaits being displayed , mostly by junkies , pissed-up fuckwitts or indeed those individuals that may have in fact , shat in their own clothes .

Dancing the shitkickers waltz

See that lowlife piece of excrement over there , trying to make his way to Lidl , and dancing the shitkickers waltz ?

by Napoleon BonerPart February 17, 2023

shitkicker

A blue collar contractor. A badass. An industrial cowboy. Once described as people of low status for doing dirty jobs when they used to pay low wages, it's since had a renaissance to describe someone who works in high paying industrial jobs that don't give a fuck and can rig anything together to get the job done. A person who isn't afraid to kick the "shit".

I'm a shitkicker industrial cowboy brother, my mind is free of worries because I'm bout to whip this thang around and get paid

by zlannik May 14, 2023

Shirtdick

Describes a man whose dick is large enough to fit inside of his shirt and up to his chest while waistbanding.

Cynthia, I could see that stripper's shirtdick right through his shirt.

by Stoney Bridges June 22, 2023

shitlicker

An apologist for and advocate of extremely lenient treatment of criminals, homeless drug addicts, and others who contribute nothing of value to society but actively make it worse

Since the shitlickers on the city council passed a law decriminalizing shoplifting, losses due to theft have increased 70%.

by b__b August 13, 2023

Shitkickers

Shitkickers are the daily driver of your boot collection. Usually when you wear them you do not care what happens to them.

(I’ll stick these here shitkickers so far up your ass…)

by Uncle Roo December 30, 2023

Shitrick

To group ghost a friend from a friend group, but maintain connections acknowledging past friendship.

John: Yo have you seen Josh lately

Craig: Nah we don't like Josh anymore, we shitrick him.

by HornySpider420 June 10, 2024