shittest

When a bitch tries to act like a man and tries to see if he'll do ridiculous things for her or what his boundries are.

Bitch1)Baby will you hold my purse while I go flirt with another man?

Bitch2)Wow, I can't believe that so called man failed your shittest.

by innergameP April 23, 2008

active shitter

an individual actively engaged in taking or attempting to take a shit in a confined and populated area

My ass was about to explode at the mall which would have made me an active shitter.

by Springtuckyn February 13, 2015

jitter shitter

Someone who inexplicably feels the need to poop whenever they are nervous.

Bob is always in the bathroom before a test; he's a total jitter shitter.

by Brianbratcher February 14, 2015

Shitter hitter

A gentleman who believes that the anus should not be an output device only.

What shitter hitter!

by Ian Chode April 2, 2003

shittered

Getting crazy drunk and not remembering anything!

Omg, sorry if I called you last night I was shittered

by amh4424 December 17, 2008

Garage Sitters

People who sit in their garage rather than their yard or porch. Typically they sit on lawn chairs, upside down 5 gallon buckets, or coolers and they often separate themselves with a cooler or other quasi-table to set their drinks, ashtrays and cigarettes on. Oftentimes they can be spotted wearing NASCAR apparel, listening to or watching NASCAR, or grilling.

There goes the Smiths sitting in their stupid lawn chairs in their garage drinking beer and smokin cigarettes. Wonder what lameass NASCAR race is on today to pull the garage sitters off the couch. Or maybe the Colts are playing again.

by WGator January 18, 2011

Shirt Shitter

somebody who wears a shirt without understanding the reference

guy #1: (sees guy wearing Led Zeppelin shirt) you listen to Zeppelin?

guy #2: what's Zeppelin?

guy #1: wow you suck. try not to be such a shirt shitter.

by katyperryishot March 3, 2011