shitpants

when your ass-ring can no longer contain the chunk stench pushing against your taint and feces drips into your drawers.

Rocco, from Kennedy Middle School, circa 92-93. Rocco, a.k.a. "shitpants", took a massive shit in his pants one fine unsmelly day...well...we know that day turned out plenty smelly...thanks shitpants!

by My name ain't Rocco June 1, 2009

shitcasso

A painter typically between the ages or 2 to 3 years old, who paints the walls or crib in their room with shit.

I cant believe this little shitcasso has left me another work of art tonight.

by Casually Cool July 8, 2017

Shitcake

That crap your mom makes.
A cake that tastes like shit.

"MMM great shit cake auntie Maurine!"

"Always glad to try a slice of your shitcake!"

"What a load of shitcake!"

"Anybody for Shitcake?"

by Sopdiedop January 12, 2008

Shitcago

the act of taking a shit, no matter what city, state or country you are in.

Chip got Montezuma's Revenge in Mexico and spent almost half his vacation in Shitcago.

by ducksRpeople2 August 23, 2011

Shitcago

Not New Jersey.

Yeah I'm from Shitcago. It's not anything like New Jersey... :(.

Tree, tree, farm, tree, cow, farm, farm, cow, corn,......corn...tree

by [DrunkenBusDriver] February 29, 2004

Shitcunt

When You've Just Had A Shit.. You Wipe Forwards Towards Your Womanly Parts! And You End Up With Shit.. In Your Cunt.. Shitcunt!

I Have Just Given One Above Surely??.. Shitcunt!

by Anii. Louiise. September 29, 2007

ShitCandy

The correct name for Skullcandy headphones, because really, they're fucking awful.

Thirteen year old girl 1: "I need new headphones, I lost my old ones."

Thirteen year old girl 2: "get skullcandies, they come in the koolest kolours!!!!"

Person of moderate intelligence: "Don't touch anything made by ShitCandy, they're goddamn awful, and they look as bad as they sound."

by an audiophile June 10, 2012