Shiver me timbers

What most people don't know is that the pirate saying "shiver me timbers" actually means to "brake the boat". You see timber is obviously wood. The word shiver is to break or split, also referring to a fragment or splinter. In other words "split my wood". This term would most likely be used in an attack from another pirate ship. It does not mean the following: getting laid, an exclamation of surprise, or that you are cold. However most people do use it as an exclamation of surprise.

Come on ye Scallywags' break out yar cannon's Shiver me timbers!!

by Imapirateduh January 31, 2007

rim shiner

A homosexual black male who trix thugs into getting their butthole licked instead of their twenties cleaned

"gimme a dolla"
"Hell no crackhead"
"Man I'll shine yo rim"
"Ok but make sure you get all of them AHHH mutha fucka get yo tongue outta my ass"

by makaveli March 23, 2003

Shiver my liver

When you see something that creeps you out. Something like a pet peeve.

guy: Dude, I saw Jennifer's body last night! Wow, that did shiver my liver!

other guy: Umm yea *walks away*

by alibaba_jajaja November 20, 2009

brass shiner

during the sexual act of 69 when the girl is giving fellatio the man thrusts up and hits her in the eye with his testicles causing her to have a black eye

so i was 69ing this chick last night and i thrust up real hard and gave her a brass shiner

by anonomys user in the country December 22, 2007

Shiterature

Articles, magazines, books or any other reading material left for you to read when you are going #2 on the toilet.

Joe's favorite piece of shiterature is a Maxim magazine.

by Joe D. July 23, 2005

shiners

A Blow Job/ Head/ Buffing

If I give you a tenner will you give me shiners? Fifteen? Shit, the feds.

by The Original Crackhead February 11, 2003

shoe shiner

1. The action of pleasuring a woman with your foot.

2. A man/woman who polishes your boots

I gave my shoe shiner a shoe shiner.

by nyehehe January 13, 2011