Wow, you left us for the bisexual. You know the one who likes alternative music and weird tights, yeah that Shannon.
by nooneknowsmeok March 26, 2014
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I LOVE YOU SO MUCH SHANNON
by This dude October 22, 2012
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by Sweaty pants January 13, 2021
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a. when the girl uses a second partner to get back at the first and has no feelings for the second.
b. when a girl has sex with a good friend/roomate of the first partner
c. the girl a friend gets to have his way with after the more attractive friend is done.
a. when the girl uses a second partner to get back at the first and has no feelings for the second.
b. when a girl has sex with a good friend/roomate of the first partner
c. the girl a friend gets to have his way with after the more attractive friend is done.
"Dude, my roomate is in my room having sex with my shloppy shannons, yeah... I just banged her a few days ago and he's swimming in my cum."
by Tha DrewLife January 21, 2006
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Man 1: Dude i fingered tht hot girl last night.
Man 2:Dude she told me you fingered her asshole!! Hahaha
Man 1: Holy shit dude i just pulled a DIRTY STANTON
Man 2:Dude she told me you fingered her asshole!! Hahaha
Man 1: Holy shit dude i just pulled a DIRTY STANTON
by Its NACHOS BITCH September 14, 2011
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The best friend you will ever have, you know it's going to be a good day if you have plans with her.
She's beautiful on the inside and out and she's likes to hear it every once and a while. You'll never get bored with her and she has self confidence like you've never seen before.
She's one of those rare people that are even more beautiful when they cry.
She's beautiful on the inside and out and she's likes to hear it every once and a while. You'll never get bored with her and she has self confidence like you've never seen before.
She's one of those rare people that are even more beautiful when they cry.
by flavorsoffall November 24, 2011
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