by urbandictionaryuser19372 January 7, 2012
Get the Shameful showermug. I don't like to take dumps at Brian's house. All he does is poop shame me afterwards. It's total poop shaming.
by Le pew pew July 20, 2016
Get the poop shamingmug. a shame prostitute is an individual, usually a friend, who one hires or in some other way compensates to act as that person's significant other.
similar to a beard. however, proving or one's sexual orientation is not the purpose of the shame prostitute. the shame prostitute's sole purpose is to deflect the feelings of shame that one feels at not actually having a significant other in their life by friends and family.
shame prostitutes are very useful during weddings and holidays.
similar to a beard. however, proving or one's sexual orientation is not the purpose of the shame prostitute. the shame prostitute's sole purpose is to deflect the feelings of shame that one feels at not actually having a significant other in their life by friends and family.
shame prostitutes are very useful during weddings and holidays.
Girl: Allie, I heard you were going with Ben to his brother's wedding this weekend.
Allie: Yeah. I'm his shame prostitute.
Allie: Yeah. I'm his shame prostitute.
by sheepmeeper January 9, 2012
Get the shame prostitutemug. To discriminate someone by the shape or the aspect of his/her armor. Used often to describe a bad choice in terms of character design or wich armor is selected for a certain role.
"look at her, she's pretty in that armor."
"yup, a cool archer one."
"but she's a swordman."
"dude I don't want to do some armor shaming on her, but that's an archer armor."
"I can't wait to do some rolly polly in my new monster hunter like armor."
"you can't move that easily wearing something that big."
"that's armor shaming..."
"that's a fact."
"yup, a cool archer one."
"but she's a swordman."
"dude I don't want to do some armor shaming on her, but that's an archer armor."
"I can't wait to do some rolly polly in my new monster hunter like armor."
"you can't move that easily wearing something that big."
"that's armor shaming..."
"that's a fact."
by Nesira July 22, 2021
Get the Armor Shamingmug. The awkward pants-around-your-ankles shuffle you are forced to do when the last person didn't replace the toilet paper and the spares are far out of reach.
Curse you brother for forcing the waddle of shame upon me! Replace the toilet paper when you finish the roll!
by liliawhisper April 8, 2015
Get the waddle of shamemug. When someone doesn't find a joke that you make funny, or they find it offensive and proceed to start a social media campaign to silence you.
by ReddieToGo August 13, 2014
Get the Joke Shamingmug. Dick shaming is when women (mostly teenage girls with no concept of sex) complaining about the dick size of a man.
by Dick York January 11, 2018
Get the Dick shamingmug.