Depro sesh is known as a depression session where you cry with sad music on and hide from the rest of the world
by sadlula August 10, 2020
Get the depression session mug.1) Inability to recall, remember, or recollect participation in events, the parties involved, or topics discussed during said events when confronted by a third-party.
2) Commonly used but very Robust Legal Defense when caught in an incriminating situation or possibly lying - most commonly used in lieu of "pleading the Fifth". Legal experts have concluded this defense to be unbeatable when challenged.
3) A Widespread Contagious Epidemic Medical Condition affecting a person's memory - not unlike dementia but more selective and insidious. Commonly exhibited symptoms are the patient's repetitive insistence using words and phrases like:
" I don't recall....."
" I don't remember...."
" I do not recollect...."
" I can't recall...."
" I forget...."
However, because there are multiple derivations of these statements, an accurate diagnosis should only be conducted by a trained Medical Professional Politician. Currently, Electro-shock and medically induced coma appear to be the only available treatments. There is no known cure available at this time. Because of the extreme contagious nature of this illness, humane euthanasia is often the only alternative for certain cases.
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2) Commonly used but very Robust Legal Defense when caught in an incriminating situation or possibly lying - most commonly used in lieu of "pleading the Fifth". Legal experts have concluded this defense to be unbeatable when challenged.
3) A Widespread Contagious Epidemic Medical Condition affecting a person's memory - not unlike dementia but more selective and insidious. Commonly exhibited symptoms are the patient's repetitive insistence using words and phrases like:
" I don't recall....."
" I don't remember...."
" I do not recollect...."
" I can't recall...."
" I forget...."
However, because there are multiple derivations of these statements, an accurate diagnosis should only be conducted by a trained Medical Professional Politician. Currently, Electro-shock and medically induced coma appear to be the only available treatments. There is no known cure available at this time. Because of the extreme contagious nature of this illness, humane euthanasia is often the only alternative for certain cases.
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1) I had to pull a Jeff Sessions when my girlfriend asked me if I had sex with her sister.
2) I pled a Jeff Sessions when my boss asked me what happened to the report he requested.
3) It's not looking good. Our pastor admitted to having sex with a hooker, then he suffered a Jeff Sessions when confronted by the congregation
2) I pled a Jeff Sessions when my boss asked me what happened to the report he requested.
3) It's not looking good. Our pastor admitted to having sex with a hooker, then he suffered a Jeff Sessions when confronted by the congregation
by rumpel4skn January 25, 2018
Get the A Jeff Sessions mug.The term used when a guy is trying to perform intercourse with a flaccid penis
The act of "mushing" a flaccid penis into an orifice with little to no success.
The act of "mushing" a flaccid penis into an orifice with little to no success.
We didn't have sex because he couldn't perform.
I needed a shoe horn and rubber-band to get me out of that mush session.
I needed a shoe horn and rubber-band to get me out of that mush session.
by msled December 25, 2010
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Get the shooting session mug.by RainbowOreo March 9, 2020
Get the Cum session mug.Bill: wow dude, you okay?
Rick: yeah man I was trying to debate wage gaps and Jim just kept demobilizing me!
Bill: that must have been a good poaching session! Wish I was there.
Rick: yeah man I was trying to debate wage gaps and Jim just kept demobilizing me!
Bill: that must have been a good poaching session! Wish I was there.
by Jason Jampsh June 27, 2017
Get the Poaching session mug.to have a man-session. a social gathering of "the guys"; often misunderstood as having homosexual meaning.
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