Wife Sentence

A long, unhappy marriage.

Jimmy: After Angela and I knocked out two kids, she's turned into a frigid bitch. We're only staying together for the kids at this point.
Johnny: You, my friend, are serving a wife sentence.

by McMission Definition August 1, 2016

but not in the biblical sense

This phrase is an idiom.

If you say you know someone but not in the biblical sense, you mean you have not had sex with them

Usage notes: In the Bible, 'to know' someone meant to have sex with them.
'Did you know her then?' 'Yes, but not in the biblical sense.'

David: 'Did you know her then?'
Joseph: 'Yes, but not in the biblical sense.'

by lucasizle January 12, 2012

common sense

It was announced today that Common Sense passed away last night in her sleep. Common Sense has been bed-ridden for the past several years as a result of severe atrophy from lack of use. Common sense was preceeded in death by her mother, personal accountability, and father, integrity.

Bob is a card carrying member of the ACSU... the American Common Sense Union.

by scorekeeper June 27, 2004

Spidey Senses

Extra-defined senses in a human.

You heard me blink? Dude, you have spidey senses.

by Tayfunn September 30, 2008

sex sense

when you can sense when anything involving sex is mentioned in a near by conversation

man that skateboarder messed up trying to grind that rail.

*ela walks in and says "what about grinding rails?"

me "ela, you have a fuckin sex sense"

by jahead October 14, 2008

common sense

Knowledge that is "sensed" to be true by everyone, but results in most believing the world is flat. Tends to be an overused excuse by pseudo-intellectuals to prove their own vapid points.

John: "I can't belive Kelly failed her test. She studied and everything..."

Tommy: "But she's blonde. Everyone knows blondes are ridiculously stupid. It's just common sense."

John: "What?"

by That Person Who's Wrong. February 19, 2010

Sentence Rider

When a person finishes a sentence that you have started. A title given to a person who has a history of completing sentences

Dave: I really like apples, but i hate how much.....
(simulatniously)
Eric: The cost has increased.
Dave: The cost has increased.


Dave: Hey man did you hear what Eric did yesterday?
Mark: Ya i heard he was being a sentence rider again.
Dave: What a bitch

by douche noozle March 20, 2009