Seasonal Shrinkage

The proven theory that penises are smaller during winter and therefore cant be measured reliably during these months.

It was the first time she saw my penis, but due to seasonal shrinkage i made a bad impression.

by Carl Pontusson August 15, 2017

Season Blocked

When your asshole friend stops you from seasoning food on your own grill

Oh man! Jason just totally season blocked Aaron!

by Wintera83 September 15, 2018

Seasonal Retardation

Like Seasonal Derpression expect rather than being depressed, the subject becomes irrationally stupid instead, during winter months of the year.

Joe: *Wearing Glasses* “I decided to wear my contacts today”
Bob: “I Guess it’s that time of year again, Joe has Seasonal Retardation.”

by Johnathan Bobby December 5, 2018

Sensor

the second letter in eight of sixteen MBTI types. Stereotyped as being idiots, conformists and overall inferior to iNtuitives. Have their dealings more in the concrete than the abstract, and are often grounded in reality. The oppressed to the oppressors: mistyped 'INFJ's, trolls and r/shittymbti.

r/shittymbti: Sensors are inferior! iNtuitive masterrace!
ISTP: Oh, please. We're more practical.
ENFP, currently spending her time on the Urban Dictionary typing out MBTI definitions and listening to an audio interpretation of worsening Alzheimer's instead of doing homework: Can confirm.

by typologer June 23, 2020

Semmo

A term used to describe an individual that has the appearance of odlaw from where’s Waldo

“Semmos such a gimp” “yeah I know man”

“Is that semmo?” “Semmo is a gimp”

by Dangman123 October 1, 2020

sensokaku

Sensokaku is an Australian Businesswoman who specializes in selling Persona 4 Golden NFTs.
Partnered with Chris Shanaz to take down their rival, the Dennisonung Foundation.

I heard Sensokaku just dropped the new Persona Set.

by JohnSwagma August 30, 2022

Gwap Season

A phase in which a person states that he/she is about to come across a great deal of money by any means necessary.

Person 1: Yo son!!! its 2008, whats good?
Person 2: Its Gwap Season Homie!!!
Person 1: I hear dat!!!

by John "Infamouz" Womack March 18, 2008