selfie-destruct 

the explosion of frustration that occurs after multitudinous yet unsuccessful attempts to capture the perfect "selfie"

i was wondering why my girl was taking so long in the bathroom, but then i heard her selfie-destruct with tell-tale stomping feet and an exasperated scream.

selfie-destruct by conspiracy boy July 28, 2015

Selfie of Shame

Taking a selfie of yourself in the morning with the guy or girl you just slept with while they are still sleeping and posting it to brag thinking your cool on your social media page.

She posted a Selfie of Shame on her Facebook page to show everyone she slept with her friends man.

Selfie of Shame by Amy Morgan June 17, 2017

Selfie-illiterate 

The inability to take a proper, flattering, selfie.

I am completely selfie-illiterate! -April

Selfie-illiterate by MATMD555 May 27, 2018

Selfie swapping 

When you are with someone and you take pictures of each other and send them on a common group chat ( selfie war ).

These 2 retards are selfie swapping on the grouo chat again

Selfie swapping by Atagin June 19, 2021

selfie slut 

A girl who takes a million photos of her self it slutty clothes

Girl1 *snap snap* tons of selfies taken
Girl2 your a selfie slut

selfie slut by taylor copstick October 3, 2013

selfie bomb 

When you take a ridiculous amount of selfies on someone else's iPhone

Me: Quick hide the phone! She's coming back and I've only taken 2000 selfies!

Friend: You gave me a selfie bomb!?!?

Me: Shit

selfie bomb by fuckingmeanestperson December 17, 2013

selfie joke 

A term used by idiot old ladies and moms that means a joke that only you laugh at.

Are you going to be a comedian and make selfie jokes?

selfie joke by HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA December 23, 2013