Seggs

Seggs is a game you play with your friends. You all get 1 egg and take as little as you can off to get the yoke out. Now you and all ur friends put their dick in the egg and watch the hottest porn and the last one to crack the egg wins.

Come over and play seggs with us, the looser pays for dinner

by Cmarino_ October 19, 2021

Seggsy

When eggplant goes into peach it creates an egg.

Damn, looking seggsy.

by lollololololok October 5, 2020

segs

(1) misspelling of the word "sex"
(2) Egg sex

(1) "wanna have segs?" "how do you misspell while talking, in real life?"
(2) *egg noise*

by Foxehlol March 19, 2022

Segsleigh

A device similar to a sleigh but the reindeer or dogs pulling the sleigh are replaced a segway or multiple segways

Jim: Is santa's sleigh being pulled by segways in this parade?

Tom: Its a segsleigh. I guess they couldn't find any reindeer this year.

by cnoyes March 27, 2009

Segregating the Mahogany

A term used to describe Masturbation.

Adam: John has been in the bathroom for a long time.
Jimmy: Yeah, something tells me he might be Segregating the Mahogany up there..

by OakDomino July 6, 2016

SEGA Hayden

HE IS AWESOME FRIEND AND MY CHILD

HE IS MY SEGA HAYDEN

by Fluffy boi February 25, 2020

Segga

Short for Sacriston, AKA Smackriston. Segga is where the hard lads roam in their tracksuits and their perms and live the sesh life. Also a place to settle your beef and have a scrap in your uniform after school.

Also, if you're over the age of 18 and living in Segga then you're almost guaranteed to be asked "Can ya go in the shop for is' for a pack of tabs and a bottle of Lambrini?" by a group of Year 9s.

Person 1: "Eh, what you say to me ya daft cunt?!"
Person 2: "The fuck are you on about, I didn't say shit!"
Person 1: "You won't be talking when ya come down Segga and I fuckin' spin-kick ya lips off ya daft cunt!"
Person 2: "Howay then, right after school tomorra. Ya gonna get fuckin' jumped!"

by Segga April 2, 2020