drain the heat seeking moisture missile

to engage in the action of manually stimulating the male genitalia. results usually as the effect of long droughts of sexual activity, but not limited only to pervs who have never been laid, though there is a strong link to said pervs and dramatically increased amounts of aforementioned stimulation.

ted: man last night after susie-lee blew me off at the bar i went home and drained the heat seeking moisture missile, if you know what i mean.
jimbo: ted, you sick bastard.

by mitch November 3, 2004

seeking the thrill

The best discord server with the wiredest people in it

Examples for people Moritz and luca seeking the thrill is a live style

by Gogoeoe January 4, 2021

Fiber-seeking Backhoe

It's an evil machine hell bent on finding your internet and removing it

A fiber seeking backhoe refers to a backhoe that takes down communication services. Fiber cuts commonly cause Internet outages, usually caused by someone using a backhoe cutting an underground fiber cable.

OMGBBQ, the fiber-seeking backhoe took down my Internets!

by hyp0rbyte April 10, 2011

sexings

when u get it on with someone.with your pants down.

guy:ready for some sexings?
girl:what's that?
guy:*whispers in to her ear*
girl:really?ok then.
*both walk into bedroom*
*girl comes out covered in white stuff*
girl:I had some sexings!

by Natwolf May 10, 2009

Clunge Seeking Allowance (C.S.A)

The allowance (money) a male recieves every week in order to seek clunge. The male must use the clunge seeking allowance to pay for a nice shirt, a pair of loafers and cologne. This in turn will impress the clunge, and lure her into providing the male with her clunge services.

N.B: A male cannot recieve clunge seeking allowance when he is recieving clunge on a regular basis. *Clunge seeking benefit fraud*

"I can't come out tonight mate. I've got no clunge seeking allowance (c.s.a) left"

by girlslikedjs February 12, 2009

sexings

Recieving of sex, or other sexual favors.

I got me some sexings at Kaniacs house.

by chris March 9, 2005

Sewing Circle

A sewing circle is when a group of old women gossip and vent about their family/friends

I caught my grandmother in a sewing circle the other day; she was hating on my dad's drinking.

by Your one true God May 11, 2018