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Seed Catalog

Porno magazine or Victoria's Secret catalog that you look at while you jerk off to produce your seed.
I hope the mailman brings a new Seed Catalog today, the pages of my old ones are stuck together.
by CableMonkey September 5, 2015
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seed goblin

Normally a fat black kid named Troy who loves cum in his asshole and mouth.
Man Troy is sure a seed goblin
by SeedGoblinTroy May 26, 2016
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Bubba Seed

Potent sperm that are capable of producing large birthweights in children, usually 10 plus pounds.
Joe: Hey Chad, how much did your brother weigh at birth?
Chad: Drew weighed 12lbs 11oz
Joe: Dang! You're dad planted the Bubba Seed that night!
by Joe Homebrew August 27, 2009
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chia seeds

Seed of the salvia hispanica (chia) plant.
Ray Sulak eats chia seeds to fuel his endurance runs.
by AugmentedCactus October 1, 2010
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Seed Bag

by NiggaNig October 27, 2003
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anal seed

Where a woman flips a man upside down on a tire swing and fills his anal cavity with the finest fertilizer available in the vicinity of 5 miles, followed by planting a Chia Pet in the form of Scooby Doo into his back end. During this time the woman will be spewing her woman juices on Scooby Doo for approximately 3 weeks. The woman juices can not be interrupted! After this process is done, take the chia pet out of the dead man's corpse (dead from starvation, the woman had food brought to her, the wolves stole the man's meals) and replant the seeds in the woman's vagina. After her patch grows, the man needs to be flopped on top and gets his scrotum cut open on top. Henceforth killing the plant and bringing the process to an end. The woman is dominant in sex again.
News Broadcaster: "Three men were slowly murdered in the past 3 months by the SAME woman! Sources say that she is preforming the legendary Anal Seed technique, created by the sex crazed asians at the top of Mt. Kilimanjaro."
by PlannedBoredom December 15, 2011
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one seed

A Fool/Idiot/Lamer/Chump - One ball
A one seed just crashed into me!
What you didn't save it, what a one seed!
by Nathan G A October 30, 2007
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