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election section

As opposed to a c-section, when the results of an election cause pregnant women to conclude their unborn child has a better chance of survival the sooner they get the right to vote, therefore the sooner they are born.
Person A: I went into labor yesterday, and had a beautiful baby boy. But it was a premature birth.

Person B: Really? Why?

Person A: I underwent an election section after experiencing the shock of Tuesday’s election.
by TheSharpie November 25, 2016
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brian ferraro section

A section of urban dictionary dedicated to the infinite definitions of all things awesome by genius comedy writer Brian Ferraro
Linda will Brian Ferraro section the fuck out of you!!! Bitch!!!!
by Brianferrarosection July 4, 2019
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Rules of Odds: Section 3

There are hotly debated rules of odds. However by definition section three states that if said loser of odds manages to escape paying the price on two separate occasions, they are therefore granted a free pass.

Section 3 also states that if over one week has passed since the original game of odds, then the loser is also granted a pass.
"Rules of Odds: Section 3 was granted to TJ's game of odds as she managed to evade the odds master on two separate occasions"

"TJ didn't have to shave her head because Rules of Odds: Section 3 was granted"
by Odds Master July 9, 2019
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section incest

When two people in the same section in marching band get into a relationship.
Did you hear that those two trumpets are dating
Dang man that’s some section incest
by martha56 November 29, 2019
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Cross-section of humanity

To represent a sample of the human race across race, gender, and age.
We are looking at a cross-section of humanity.
by Wagglefun May 5, 2019
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Homie sectional

A couch/sectional bunched up with homies. Not sexual in any way.
Bruh we gonna game all night on Nick's homie sectional
by Gshsbsve August 29, 2019
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Homie sectional

A couch full of homies. Not sexual.
We gonna game all night on nick's homie sectional.
by Gshsbsve August 29, 2019
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