All Might's Secret Lovechild

Deku of course. There's no denying that Izuku Midoriya is All Might and Inko Midoriya's secret lovechild. Like literally prove me wrong.

"HiS dAd JuSt WoRkS oVeRsEaS" Yes he did Emily. He worked in America but he's in Japan again now and there's nothing you can do about it.

"Midoriya, are you All Might's secret lovechild or something"
"Yes Todoroki, I most definitely am and denying it would be a lie in ever way, shape or form"

by urarakaindisguise April 27, 2021

Certified Side Shaygo Secret

Certified Side Shaygo Secret or (C.S.S.S) is a swagged-out, blacked out, boy blew her back her back out type secret .

Friend 1:"I don't think I can get girls".
Friend 2:"Lemme let you in on a certified side shaygo secret, I've tripled my rizz from zero girls to 0x3 girls, we are not the same."

by I'mHim69 March 19, 2023

i had sex with an omlette in the middle of a mall while making eye contact with a security guard before being escorted out

you screwed up bigtime. fr on god.

person 1: i had sex with an omlette in the middle of a mall while making eye contact with a security guard before being escorted out
person 2: you fucking what??? you goin to jail cuhhhhhhhhh

by some random ahh mothafucka idk June 6, 2022

The Terrible Secret Of Space

Do not trust the shover robot. Pushing is the answer. He has shoved many people, I have pushed many more.

Grandma has gone down the stairs

by Pusher Robot September 30, 2003

Secretary of Offense

The new name for the Secretary of Defense. Apparently, the best defense is now a good offense. The United States attacks and invades nations if they feel it might benefit them in any way. This, in turn, has led to more support in the Middle East for their Secretary of Offense: Al Qaeda.

Ron Paul: "Extremists don't attack us because we are rich and free. They attack us because we have been OVER THERE!"

You can thank our Secretary of Offense for that!

by boomsham777 May 12, 2011

Secret Nazi...

A YTMND joke started in 2005 with the picture of the giant swastika shaped forest in germany.

guy 1:omg! this toy has a secret nazi...symbol!
guy 2:submit it to YTMND.

by Aeorro October 21, 2005

security hole

Microsoft's most prominent problem.

Microsoft has more security holes than a block of swiss cheese has normal holes.

by The Dork Cheese December 13, 2004