Slothing

1. The act of walking at a ridiculously slow rate looking as if you don't care about anything or anyone. You seem to have very limited energy from which it is probably caused by meaning number 2.

2. The desire to masturbate at any opportunity when your alone and no one loves you.

1. "Hey man, what are you doing this weekend?" "I don"t know probably just slothing."

2. "Dude why are you slothing all the time?" "Its not good."

by White Strudel Icing September 30, 2012

Pan Scratching Lesbian

A woman who is no domestic goddess and emits sexual ambiguity

Broski - "She burns everything she cooks!"
Brosif "What a pan scratching Lesbian!"

Broski - "She's a lesbian?"

Brosif - "Meh, maybe?"

by Steven mc gleeban July 19, 2016

Scronching

The sound made when getting deep throated

My dick was so far down her throat she was scronching

by The big master slap June 17, 2018

Tea Cotching

Evolving from an ancient Chinese martial art, where all pupils are implored by masters to drink tea in the company of brothers. Chilling and cotching with your boys whilst having a special "black-belt" brewed tea in hand.

I'm tea cotching with the lads mate...

by Brap Tingsies August 28, 2010

pork scratchings

porky- when one boy goes to west ham matches and eats pork.
pork scratching- when one has evolved from the porky state and stays at home eating on the couch.

conner your such a pork scratchings!
go shove bacon up your mums ass you pork scratchings!

by mr. porky April 3, 2007

skitching

The awkwardly choreographed post-sex humping crab-walk toward the Kleenex so as to prevent an early pull out and semen leaking out all over the bed/couch/kitchen table/boss' desk etc.

John and Marsha were skitching towards the Kleenex when the Mayor walked in and saw them sprawled across his desk.

by Climbing Gimp July 13, 2016

Slothing

When an abnormally slow and rotund girl takes her way with you against your will.

"How was the party, bro?!"
"Dude! Bannah Hanker spiked my drink and slothed me!"
"Yeah man, she has a reputation for slothing!"

by bananaslices May 13, 2013