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Couch Scotch

When a grown person don't have their own home and goes from place to place sleeping on other people couches.
Where does Larena live?

Girl, who knows! She out here playing couch Scotch.
by Lordbear1 October 28, 2021
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Scotch tape

To fuck someone raw with no consent then to fuck then again when there sleeping
by delilahxs June 15, 2025
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cumberland scotch egg

When a man sticks an egg in your fanny then punches you in the stomach then eats it.
Cumberland scotch egg- Come here and eat your fucking egg
by Big baws macgraw November 6, 2021
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Hop Scotch

To "hop scotch" or "hopping scotch" is to do something extreme and or unexpected out of extreme emotion or lack thereof.
Ex 1: "A chick was hopping scotch at Wendy's. Flipping tables and everything."

Ex 2: "He gone hop scotch on yo ass if you don't stop playing with him...."

Ex 3: "The bitch hopped scotch and said she loved em after the first date."

Ex 4: "He had to use the bathroom so bad, he hopped scotch and took a piss in public."
by Purrpologist May 14, 2020
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scotch goose

willy> whats for dinner mum?
ma> scotch goose
willy> wtf?
ma> a sausage with a feather in it
by infinitelytrue March 17, 2009
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Scotch Egg

A delicious (to some people) snack that consists of breadcrumbs around a sausage barrier, and in the centre is a boiled egg.
Person: have you tried a Scotch Egg before?

Other person: I have! It’s very nice!
by Nottellingyoumyname123 June 1, 2022
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Scotch Egg Syndrome

When seasonal changes to the weather occur and produce sub zero temperatures, men are susceptible to Scotch Egg Syndrome. A condition know only to affect males, when testicles are particularly cold, the scrotal sack reduces in size and the testicles amalgamate into one "ball", resembling a Scotch Egg. Hence, Scotch Egg Syndrom
Jim - "It is fucking freezing outside!"
Mike - "Tell me about it, mate. I've got Scotch Egg Syndrome."
by S34NY November 3, 2012
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