meat scissors

Also known as dick scissors, this instrument is used to sever the penis from the body.

"Watch it asshole, I've got me some meat scissors"

by J.P. Morton October 1, 2006

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Rock Paper Scissors Dynamite

When playing Rock Paper Scissors and you unexpectedly realise you are losing, you play dynamite as it beats everything.

Some proffessional players consider this a foul move and scram CHEAT whn it is used.

Dynamite is played by pointing out your index (the first) finger.

Everyone: Rock, Paper, Scissors!

Boy 1 has played rock, Boy 2 has played scissors and Boy 3 has played dynamite.

Boy 1 and Boy 2: You CHEAT! Dynamite isn't real!

Boy 3: Is there a rock paper scissors dynamite rule book now?

by Leanna Big Fat Banana April 27, 2011

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Scissor split

A sexual position for a male and female, much like the scissor sister position for lesbians, where both the male and female open their legs and inter-twine with eachother, with the male thrusting into the female's pussy. For increased penetration, the female can grip onto the males thigh.

You never guess what position she let me do her in last night...the scissor split!

by scissorsplitter June 16, 2010

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scissor stepping

Something you're boyfriend does to avoid a topic of conversation.

D: "Tell me what 'scissor stepping' means???"
J: "No, it's disgusting, I'm not telling you.... Oh, look! A dog!"
D: "Where?!"

by ARandomUser June 25, 2008

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Scissors Cut Paper

The phrase often said during the act of forming a "V" with both your pointer finger and middle finger and opening and closing them upon someones hand which was going for a high five .

Person: High Five!
Me: Scissors cut paper.
Person:WTF?

by Unholy Cow October 19, 2010

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