sasquatch

An ugly woman. Usually seen in a group of good looking women and stands out because of her ugliness. Notorious for cock-blocking and ruining fun activities.

Made famous by comedian DeRay Davis standup "Power Play"
"In every group of women there is always that ugly one who ruins everything.. the sasquatch"

by MackAL August 26, 2012

Red Sasquatch

When you use a condom with tire studs on a chick and pull out fast. Whammy, you got a red sasquatch

guy 1:Last night I gave Nicks mom the Red Sasquatch
guy 2: Thats why they call you the Rough Rider

by G-Un1t February 19, 2009

Sasquatch

Slang term used for d-lysergic acid diethylamide (LSD). Also used to describe an experience on acid.

Dude, you think you can find sasquatch for me?

"Where's Dave?"
"Dude, he's playing with the sasquatch. Come back in like six to eight hours."

by Stephen S. December 28, 2005

sasquatch

a large, dark figure who enjoys eating and is bothered by the presence of aggresive ghost dogs.

"My roomate is sasquatch" -BOB

by Marc-squatch April 22, 2003

sasquatched

something that occurs suddenly that ruins someone's fun or happinness

your dad totally sasquatched the party!

by dreamtheatherpos April 15, 2009

Sasquatch Boner Sucking Face

One who is a total douche bag, tool, or asshole. It can also be used as a term with your friends to piss one off.

Richard: "You're a total sasquatch boner sucking face!"

Jamal: "You're a dick" *starts crying*

by NipplesMcGee June 30, 2009

Samsquench

A fat ass that has skinny legs and devours pubulsecent boys, extreamly ugly and wears toothpaste as deodorant. Uses boys semen for shampoo. They are typicaly found in schools or are the Santa Clauses at malls during christmas.

Can also be used the describe a specific area where a samsquench is, or roams in that area.

Man, that cafeteria samsquench sucked my dick.

by bigshitass May 6, 2011