sandy vagina

one can not be a sandy vagina, one can only have a sandy vagina. this term is used to describe someone who is complaining about slightly uncomfortable situations. if a women is complaining about anything, she is said to have sand in her vag. If a man is complaining, he has now lost his penis, developed a vag. and has sand packed inside of himself, also the name sandy can be used for nick name, once the sandy vagina term is accepted by your click!

SON: dad can we go to the beach now?

DAD: Its too hott son

SON: Here is a wet nap dad, you have a sandy vagina

by the sandy man July 26, 2011

sandjob

when a chick uses sand to give you a handjob, usually leaving bad scratches on your cock.

"dude i went to the beach for spring break and got a sandjob, i think my penis will sting for the rest of my life"

by alex brownie April 9, 2008

SandyWackoff

N:

1.When a man would rather use sand to lubricate his penis than have sex with you.

2. To be fat, ugly, lazy and entirely repulsive.

3. When even four legged animals wont come near you.

Damn Matt, how could you have married that SandyWackoff without realizing what a scrunt she was??

by KickassCentralQueen March 11, 2005

Sandy Taco

To have sand (literally or metaphorically) stuck in your nether regions. Remember that time you were at the beach, and your bikini bottom slipped as you fell into the sand, and all those little pieces got stuck in your lady parts? Remember how miserable and bitchy you were? Remember that stupid cow from work, how she complained non-stop about stupid things, and got offended over every little comment? She had "sand in her taco." It was almost as if she had fallen into the sand and was miserable the rest of the day.

She is always so uptight; she has such a sandy taco

by DogFoodWoman October 30, 2010

Sloppy Sandy

A sloppy Sandy is a process that involves sexual and non-sexual events. Steps in order:

1. Man performs anal sex and ejaculates inside woman's rectum.
2. The man sucks his semen out of the woman's butthole.
3. Man sucks jizz out of woman's ass
4. Man snowballs with the butt jizz.
5. Woman spits the semen on to her pussy.
6. Man vomits on her pussy.
7. Man ejaculates on her pussy again.
8. Woman vomits on her own pussy.
9. Man sprinkles rat turds on pussy
10. Make sure the woman is menstrating
11. Man eats out pussy
12. Man makes out with woman with the Sloppy Substance on his face.
13. Man shaves pussy and Sloppy Substance into a glass bowl.
14. Refrigerate
15. Make quesedilla's with Sloppy Sandy Mix.
16. Rinse and repeat

It took me an entire afternoon to perform a Sloppy Sandy on Lauren.

by Shawn Matson June 11, 2006

sandy butthole

1) literally having sand in and on your buttehole,
2) dirty, raunchy, raw anal sand pleasure...
3) while having sex on a beach or playground you get sand in your ass
4) another obscene name to call people, places, and things

1) Timmy went to the beach and got a sandy butthole
2) with a sandy cock he entered her vagina
3) Jordan and his girl were making babies on the beach when to his surprise he got a sandy butthole
4) that little sandy butthole

by sandy buttholes January 6, 2008

Sandy Hook

A sexual act in which a man or woman wets his or her fingers sticks them in sand to get them covered in sand then sticks the fingers in a woman's - vagina providing a sandpaper like effect for the woman.

I was on spring break down in sarasota, got pretty drunk and started having sex on the beach and totally sandy hooked this girl.

by Saucy Philippino March 15, 2009